Things never change, you never hustled in gym class cause you were too busy putting on black eye shadow and nail polish, now you don’t hustle when you cross the street.
You walk across the street like you’re Pope Benedict and nothing can touch you, you take a nice stroll across the street totally disregarding everything around you.
YOU MAKE ME SICK, hurry up across the street, put a little hustle in it instead of slowing down traffic.
I HOPE YOU GET HIT IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKING CROW BAR.
This article appears in Dec 20-26, 2007.
Do me a favour, you impatient asshole – don’t drive by the Northwood Seniors’ Complex. Your heart might explode.
Hahahahaha!
lol, oh God…too funny…it does suck when pedestrians take their time but c’est la vie in Halifax…at least you weren’t waiting for them to stop congregating in the middle of a crosswalk as they caught up on old times…I had to today while driving…I’d say that’s pretty stupid…
I totally agree with Ernie Crow, sometimes those little freaks take their sweet old time to cross the road, be courteous you little assholes, dont slump across the road, walking would be just great.p.s. I created an account here just because I read “I hope you get hit in the face with a fucking crowbar” < winner.
Not everyone is in as big of a hurry as you are when you roll slowly to the crosswalk because you can’t even stand the idea of stopping for a pedestrian, and then stare us down as we walk by. Some of us don’t even own cars for that reason. Just because you feel the need to get from home to the mall in 10 minutes flat doesn’t mean that the rest of us have to run across the street to accommodate you.Wherever you are going, you’re going to get there faster than I am, so simmer down and relax.