Other things that need eradication are man buns( Super greasy! Mate that with a beard and you’re another Ben Kaplan knockoff!) Also, ball caps worn other than with the bill facing forward look so douchy. It makes those that see it dumber by the experience. Leave it for history J Rock, know what I’m sayin”?
I’m going to start a movement with like minded non-millenials. Yes, individuals that can actually do things. The world need us now more than ever. Now fuck off.
—Walking with coffee
This article appears in Apr 25 – May 1, 2019.


Fuck you, for even using the term “non-millennials”.
Other things that need to be eradicated: people who care so much about what other people do with their hair and hats. Get a life.
^ this guy gets it!
Aw, so what? The bun will probably fall off when male pattern baldness sets in and most of ’em will set their beard on fire at some point.
^^^ I saw a guy with long hair set his hair on fire once. He leaned forward to get a light for his cigarette and lost the right side of his mop. He kept it short after that.
Mind your own businessssss? J Rock knows what I am saying. #JustSayin