Big props to the forward-thinking asshole who built the fashionable new house with the massive, just absurdly bright green florescent lighting system running completely around the building, which stays on all fucking night every night. I also love the huge motion-sensor spotlights aimed at the SIDEWALK, which also appear to make your next door neighbour look like an old-timey jailbreaker when she’s taking out her trash. Your house looks like a landing pad for super douchey aliens. Please tear it down and salt the earth. —You Are Terrible At Designing Things
This article appears in Jan 30 – Feb 5, 2014.
Salt the earth?????
Oh, Scipio, you are hardcore.
Pics or GTFO
oh …homes with ground effects ! ….what is the new world coming to ….I wonder how long it will be until they get those spiny type hubcaps for the screen doors ~;p
Tear the house down? Your issue is just with the lighting isn’t it? Has anybody actually talked to the super-douchy aliens? Probably not.
http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vrw3r
How someone wants their own damn house to look is their own damn business but you CAN call the city over the light pollution and I recommend you do that before this dillhole gets settled in.
I love my house just the way it is without adding all the bling…To do so would be like saying, look at me, I’m special.
Street name please and thank you.
http://www.27bslash6.com/halogen.html
He just wants his house to match his car.
http://photos.tradeholding.com/attach/hash…