I am SOOO sick of all those people who believe that just because some are overweight, middle aged, or use a cane (due to their excess baggage of all things)that I need to slow down or patiently wait for the middle aged and heavy to slowly creep onward.
I don’t have the time or the patience to wait on you people ’til you decide what you want to buy… Figure it out before you enter the store or stay the fuck outside.
And as for your lighter, younger, but still irritating friend, scoff at me again and I will tell you to fuck off, again, You’re not God. I don’t need to fear you or or wrath.
And yes I know I’m rude. In fact, I’m downright a fucking bitch, and am DAMN PROUD OF IT. So the next time you feel like hogging the aisle be warned, I WILL KNOCK PAST YOU…AGAIN. —IM NOT GHANDI
This article appears in May 20-26, 2010.
yawn…fuck off.
Having a bad day princess?
I don’t think “rude” is the word that best describes you. You can ponder what other terms would fit you better yourself. Maybe start along the lines of: angry, intolerant, short-tempered, ego-centric, misguided, uneducated, unable to live with anyone other than yourself, etc…. I am too sleepy to think of the rest. Have a good night!
What is with these bitches posted by people who never think about the fact that one day they will, with any luck, reach middle age and beyond, perhaps with mobility issues of their own? Yet they still sound off as if THEY owned the aisles in stores and only young, slim, mobile people are entitled to shop. Yeah, right! What a joke! NTH, you nailed it!
well shockingly enough i will go against the flow and say right on sister; you summed up how i’ve felt so many times about certain less mobile members of out soceity. I don’t think you really mean the middle-aged in your wrath and if you do i don’t condone this. However morbidly obese in whatever mobile aid is so fucking annoying it could put me over the edge someday. (society sorry)
gee o.p., let’s just hope you don’t do any of that shit to any older friends of mine. i would hate to think what would be done to you. nah, i wouldn’t beat you up, beat you would wish that i had, or maybe even ripped your douchebag head off. (public humiliation can be a real bitch). you are a firsat class act on being said douchebag, and even kay, would tell you that.
Dude, you would find to be a lot more pleasant if you went out and bought yourself a bottle of chill pills.
You are one of the cases in which weed should be mandatory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZqYV9KKOZQ
The part I’m talking about is 3: 48 into the video.
My friend, who was skinny as a toothpick, injured his neck. He needed bed rest for a while. He gained a lot of weight in that time, as he was prone to obesity too (runs in family). He also has knee problem (also runs in family) where his knees pop out of place. So he has hard time exercising due to this knee problem, and even though he has been eating healthier than before, he still can’t seem to lose weight. Unfortunately, he has been diagnosed with a rare medical condition that requires certain medication, and guess what the side effects of those meds are…yep, weight gain. He can still walk, but I can imagine him needing the mobile aid in not so distant future. He is only 30.
You don’t know the whole story of those people who are on mobile aids blocking “your” precious isle. And there is no guarantee that one day you won’t be in their position. It takes only a few second to say “excuse me but I need to take something off that shelf”, and if you want to get to the other side of the isle, you can walk around sooner than they can get out of your way.
*aisle, not isle. My bad…I blame it on turning the “English (Pirate)” option on Facebook. Arrrr!
*GASP* Is English pirate back on facebook!!!!!!
I had that on for so long and then they took it away.
So changing that right now!
Thanks newbie 😀
SWEET! IT IS BACK!!
T’ Davy Jones wit’ it!
I had to turn back English (US) to see what it was. It was “delete it”. lol
Wow, 9 comments in and now it’s about how Facebook has Pirate as a language option. I have a Firefox extension that turns most text on a page into Swedish Chef nonsense. Anyhoo…
I can commiserate with the OP. Nothing in this world bothers me more in this world than some fat guy waddling down the aisle and wondering whether he should get Beef Mr. Noodles or the Beef Kimchi Mr. Noodles. or when a couple of old folks block the milk, as they complain about how milk used to cost them 4 cents back in 1960.
You do that to my hub-unit, bitch, and I guarantee I’ll shove his quad cane right up you self-entitled shit shute.
They were there first so wait your damn turn. Life’s tough, isn’t it.
yeah wtf it’s not deathrace 2000…where do you work bitch? that way we don’t have to darken your doorway with our disgustingness
So, you’re proud to be a bitch. Are we all supposed to cower in the face of your “wrath”? HA! I’m no bitch, but i will NOT cower to these “hardcore bitches”. Go fuck yourself with a 60G sandpaper-covered spiked metal dildo.
Oh, and if anyone DARED to touch me, or bump me because I *gasp* wouldn’t get out of their way? Expect a BIG old “bump” back….stupid asshole. You make me laugh.
I have sympathy for the people who have problems with mobility, unlike OP..
What I don’t have sympathy for is college age people (or any age for that matter) who are in large groups walking at a speed that could almost be considered standing still!!
What am I supposed to do? Jump into traffic so that you and your 10 buddies can jam up the sidewalk?
you say you are a bitch? so is Karma.
You are the one your mother should have swallowed.
Nothing worse than 3 tits walking abreast expecting you to step in the mud because they cannot be bothered to break stride or stop chattering about the new sex in the city flick. Make like those Soviet sentries marching back’n forth in front of WW2 monuments – all high stepping boots and swinging elbow. Give them a May Day they’ll never forget
jeeze everybody jumping on the op, so why is it when you’re at a store and it takes the clerk like 3.6 secounds too long to process your interac there’s so much wailing and nashing of teeth 🙂
i don’t nash my teeth, i grind them…the sidewalk walking is funny, it helps to be broad shouldered. remember when we were young shoving our friends into the hedges. sucks in the city is a better name. are you still at work colonel?
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3 tits? oh yea one them there hermafadykes with all their bidness otta kilter like 🙂
Yup Pain, till nightfall. Had a bigass burrito for lunch. And Marty, never seen one of dem monsterosities. I was using the generic term for the autonomic life support system for a pair of zoomers.But you knew that…>; )
Dr Fever, you are such an arrogant ass…and so far up your own ass you’re nearly intolerable.
I’m an arrogant ass for expecting people to be decent to one another? Common courtesy is a two way street, or in this case, aisle.
Granted, if someone has a physical disability, and isn’t “disabled” because they’re a fat ass, I give them the benefit of the doubt. Just because you’re old or fat doesn’t mean you get a free ticket. Besides, if you need a cane because you’re 300+ pounds, guess what? It’s time to put down the Doritos.
basically yes , no PC = arrogant ass sad but true these days 🙁
The irony of this bitch is that the OP doesn’t own the aisle either. It is there for everyone to use regardless of how long it takes to find and choose your items. I just don’t get the point of being rude.
Well, Fever, if all you meant was that courtesy was a a two way street, why didn’t you just simply say that? You seemed so condescending above, and…well…snooty!
I’ll try to be more literal for your sake next time, EML.
I am always courteous to those who have mobility problems. It might be a little frustrating if you’re in a hurry, but you have to be courteous to those people. Especially the older folks. When I was a wee lad I was told “respect your elders.” I always have and always will.
yea snooty Mcsnootmeister 🙂
ivan i am looking for a book on Erich von Manstein.not so much his life story but more along the lines of the battles he fought in.any suggestions
His autobiography “Lost Victories” has been in and out of print for years. Most recent is a trade paperback edition from Berkely. I saw a hardcover in the original German a couple of years ago in a local second hand bookstore. German author Paul Carell wrote 2 very in depth books about the war in Russia, “Hitler Moves East” and Scorched Earth” – lots of stuff on Manstein.
Check the local 2nd hand stores and then try ABE – Gruss Gott.
ha!! thanks to KARMA I can’t wait to knock you off your ASS when you break your fucking neck and end up hobbling along with my old fat ass behind you! THE GREAT news is this old hurting person will be YOU SOON enough hahaha…can’t wait to hear you whine then. May you and your kids be stricken with a painful genetic arthritis …suck on that bitch.
Oh yes, Fever…you’re so smart. Yes, I’m so literal…especially about the fact that you seem like such an arrogant twat.
it is certainly annoying when people just mutter about and dilly-dally when it’s clear they could be getting out the fucking way to let others go about their lives…
but for those who live a slower pace, be courteous.
they can’t get nearly as much as you done in the run of a day.
take a breather and enjoy the 3-5 seconds of having nothing to do… since it would seem every second of the rest of your day is accounted for.
My aisle beef is with people who actually just take up the whole aisle because they don’t have the decency to remember that there are other people in the store. You know, the ones that have their cart on one side and they stand next to it taking up the entire aisle. I actually find myself just standing there staring at these people until they finally decide what they want, go put it in their cart, see me standing there looking at them and don’t say anything, and slowly walk on. Sometimes people are being so oblivious to anyone around them I actually just say “well we can’t fucking go this way” and just go the other way. I also hate when there’s like two people who part their carts right beside each other so you can’t even walk through without a cart.
I don’t even know where to begin with this bitch… if someone with mobility issues blocking an aisle is your biggest problem, you should thank your lucky stars. Bitch doesn’t even begin to describe you.
My hub-unit moves very slowly with his walker and you wouldn’t believe the number of people who shoot him a filthy glare because his slowness. All these assholes in a hurry – I wish to fuck they could feel his frustration and pain as he tries to accomodate them to their goddamn rush to nowhere.
ahahahahaha who the hell are you to set the pace for anyone. If you are in a RUSH well honey that’s your own fault, procrastination on your part does not constitute as an emergency on my part. Get some patients…or don’t go outside with the rest of the world