Truly, your girlfriend is lovely. But she doesn’t play music, understand your jokes, and might have her Canadian passport revoked for not knowing the definition of a hat trick. I won’t go there. I’m not planning on luring you away (which probably isn’t even possible) I just wanted to tell you that I would probably woo you if you were single. I think I’d be a better fit. I think I could love you more. You’re pretty and funny and utterly charming and if possible I would totally try to seduce you. Like, the chances are very good—I’m no mathematician, but the odds of me trying to sleep with you (if you were available) are like 345%. —Davies
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speaking of lust being a fucked up game…
this gal can’t even do basic math anymore…
http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/551/m…
I think you are better off keeping your math and your feelings to yourself. If dude is with someone right now don’t go and fuck things up.
My guess is that 345% has some kind of significance which may reveal OP’s identity. Who knows. Or perhaps (more obviously- duh) the handle given…. either way…. BAD IDEA OP! Just look up to the stars and ask the universe to take care of your dirty work. If you’re meant to jump his bones, it SHALL happen.
OP…leave him alone! Are you kidding me??? “Your girlfriend is lovely but because we have more in common you should be with me cause we’d be a better fit!“ You’re a twit!! Opposites attract all the time! It’s great having different interest because you have lots to talk about. I really dislike people who think that they would be a better fit to someone else`s relationship…especially when that couple is probably over the hill happy with each other. “Back off Op…Get your own sandwich!!!”
RC/ jonno,
“I’m not planning on luring you away ” ….
so it looks to stay mellow yellow for now. Assuming of course they’re telling the truth.
and opposites aren’t always great either…
many a deal breaker can later be found.
“You’re pretty and funny and utterly charming and if possible I would totally try to seduce you”.
I don’t think this girl would respect boundaries if she was ever possibly alone with this guy.
And you’re right…not all opposites attract and stay attracted. After the honeymoon stage is over the things that were once interesting turn to annoying as all hell! Thanks Z3…thanks for once again reality checking me.
As Dr. Gregory House so accurately proclaims at least ONCE per episode…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNOExDrsdbg
Really?
Fucking *really*?
You really want to be like this? I hope this never happens to you. You have obvious boundary issues, and gross me out.
Go. Away.
I don’t think OP is planning on, or would, try to steal this guy away or fuck with their relationship, I think she just wants to get her love for this guy off her chest — she SAID the GF was lovely (so she’s not trashing her), and also said that she’d try to sleep with the guy if he were “available” which he obv isn’t so she won’t.
At least that’s what I got from it. Everyone’s been into someone who’s been unavailable for various reasons at some point (including someone who’s in a relationship)…nothing wrong with that unless they try to fuck with said relationship. *shrug*
green turtleneck kitteh…all is well in the bizarro world. jonno is devolving^^
If the “lovely girlfriend” reads this post and figures it out – which she very well may because the hat trick ect. clues….then the OP may have just stirred up shit. Now the GF won’t want the BF around this girl….also, who’s going to be nice to a girl who hangs out your boyfriend but feels that you’re not as good a fit for them as she is.
Good point, RC 🙁
wasn’t this like the premise for half the old 90210 shows?
ooo, the drama.
I think it’s the premise for at least one episode of every sitcom ever made. 😛
PK-
I’m pretty secure, but having a friend around my girl and I, who I read somewhere thinks should be with said girl, would get to me. Just because OP believes the bf isn’t as good as he would be is tough nertz.
In my opinion etc etc.
No no, i get that, wheelie! I was just saying this chick isn’t intending to steal this guy away. She respects some boundaries (the important ones, lol). Thing is, people choose to be in relationships willingly, and they’re there for SOME reason and I say fuck what anyone’s opinion of said relationship is — no one apart from the two people in said relationship REALLY knows the dynamics going on, so, for instance, if *I* was the subject of this love I’d be flattered my friend was into me and thought we’d make a good match, but it wouldn’t make one bit of difference in regards to my current relationship. Unless said friend crossed the line and tried something, which would be wholly disrespectful. You don’t fuck with relationships that aren’t your own.
If they aren’t with you, they’re likely not that into you. And just because you *appear* to be a better “fit” doesn’t mean you are or will be. Human interactions and relationships are a funny thing 🙂
me and the bear http://headrush.typepad.com/photos/uncateg…
Truedat, PK.
The beginnings of OCD, stalking?