I don’t get it. I carefully park leaving equal space on either side at 5:30 in the AM. You felt it was your fucking right to gouge my car door on the passenger side. Why? We are all working stiffs that have to park along that fence. Why would you do such a nasty thing? —Clueless Commuter
This article appears in Nov 23-29, 2017.


How do you know it was the owner of the other car? Can you also post the outcome of the lotteries and how to kill NK’s Great Fruitcake?