To the person or persons who broke beer bottles on the sidewalk, I ask why?
Why did you have to break not one, not two, but at least four bottles of beer on the sidewalk? Who’s going to clean that shit up?
Next thing you know some kid or dog’s gonna walk all over those broken pieces and cut their poor selves up. I don’t get it, I just don’t get it… do you get so drunk that you can’t think what you ought to do with a bottle? I can think of a place you can shove it… —Shove that bottle up yer…
This article appears in May 20-26, 2010.
anyone that would break even one bottle of perfectly good beer on anywhere, should have their fucking head looked at,a.s.a.p. what the hell is wrong with these people, don’t they know that some poor drunk out there is goig crazy, trying to find cash for their next drink. and here they go, tossing these poor little things away, and smashing their poor little bodies to boot, shame, shame.
Someone put a spoon in a toilet in rez here in QC so anything’s possible while drunk, I guess.
PK, I’m still baffled by the spoon…
Too many episodes of Trailer Park Boys will do that to you.
LS: I have a feeling they were empties.
empty or not, they have a right to live too, jennier.
WHY A SPOON?!?!?!
were they just chowing down on a jello pudding pop while on the can and it slipped?
sadly, that’s like the best case scenario I can think of.
OH NO – BOTTLE KIDS! (Thanks TTFN)
Glass on the ground is something new?
Broken bottles is annoying, but broken bus shelters are worse. That really pisses me off, the glass gets spread everywhere.
That’s 5 cents!
yes pk, moi aussi with the spoon…so many unanswered questions. was it plastic? suitable for sniffing coke? a soup ladle? i’ll stop now
it was a metal spoon…I’m baffled by it myself, but the twits down the hall had a party so who knows what shit went on.
For all I know, someone needed some help and thought a spoon would work better than a laxative. Any scenerio’s possible when you live in a building with 999 other people.
All I know is the can is still out of order, has overflowed four times and 20 of us have to share the other.
Life is good.
a spoon better than a laxative? ug…. I don’t think it would take long to figure out that spoons aren’t meant to go up there.
I thought perhaps they wanted to poke something down to unclog and could only find a small spoon…but then their hand would have to delve into the rancid territory…
I still have faith in the pudding pop.
though the thought of consuming while excreting is a little abnormal and … untimely…
it’s better than some of the other scenarios.
are you coming back soon pk?
what the hell kitty, no one ever hear tell of a dollar store plunger, works really good in 99.999 cases.