Imagine my disappointment when I finally notice the scrape and dent on my beloved Stanley David Suzuki. Don’t get me wrong here, Stan is definitely a lemon. But that’s not the point. The point is that you ran into him and didn’t even leave a note. Who does that? Have we no common courtesy anymore? I’m not as mad about the damage as I am saddened my the fact that someone wouldn’t even think to leave a note at least saying sorry. I do recall seeing a super awkward hipster looking guy at the meter behind me when I got back to my car earlier today. If this was you, I’m really disappointed in you because you actually looked sort of wholesome. If not, sorry I thought you were kind of awkward. —Would Always Leave A Note
This article appears in May 3-9, 2018.


Sorry to disappoint you but most people do that.
If a person doesn’t have accident forgiveness as part of their insurance, it would increase their premium to process the claim you suffered.
No on is going to dish out the money!
Bad apples don’t spoil the bunch yo…
The “good samaritans” are out there
Ironic you judging the body of another because you’re upset about the body of your “lemon”, pfft