Okay, seriously!! Why do some of you think it’s alright to SHART in crowded confined space?? I had ENOUGH of your inconsiderate attitude. I don’t want to know what you ate for super! No one wants to smell your SH&%!! I don’t like having to get into and elevator only to have someone dump-and-dash. To not only be left with my eyes watering, but next thing I know the guy I had a crush on for years gets on the next floor and sniffs the air while looking at me like I’m some sort of disgusting animal. Seriously!! Also you think its alright to crop dust at a gallery art opening full with people? Good way to clear a room. Or you “blow your ass horn” while everyone is dancing and having fun on a dance floor. WHY CAN’T YOU GO OUTSIDE or go to the bathroom?!! GOD DAMN!! Think of the collateral damage you caused! —Needs a Breath of Fresh Air
This article appears in Jan 26 – Feb 1, 2012.
Wow..way to use lines from movies .. “Crop Dust” – I love you, Man
“Shart”: Along Came Polly
Next time you want to bitch..try using your own words rather than stealing things you’ve seen in a movie and using it as though its from your own genius.. idiot.
But yeah… on the realz.. people who fart in public are inconsiderate and very caveman-like folk.
i don’t see a problem with them using those lines. a lot of people use words and phrases they have heard on a daily basis.
they’re not an idiot
those are both phrases used qquite a bit
that’s what they a catch phrase
maybe you’re the idiot
pretty sure its RIGHT. but since you obviously love donairs..that explains your defensive attitude lol
Alex.. I think you must be the poster lol since you’re more concerned about my comment than the posters bitch.. I (personally) dont like when people use lines out of a movie and act as if they’re the ones who’s coming up with the ‘funny’ themselves. That’s a pet peeve.. Just like this posers pet peeve is people SHARTING lol
nope i am not the poster
not something i would really complain about
but who said they’re acting like they’re the ones that came up with it?
it’s just a phrase people hear and use
like i didn’t come up with “i see said the blind man” but i still use it
This happens any time I go to a club/bar with a dance floor. I was at Pacifico this past weekend and had to leave my lovely spot on the dance floor numerous times due to people farting. Don’t eat huge meals before you go out dancing FFS. That’s why McDonald’s is 24 hours, so you can eat something AFTER, you pigs.
Defensive? LMAO! Whatever you say, maestro.
And it’s not a sure thing. It’s only what you think. And the only person who cares what you think is you; nobody else. So, no, you are not correct. There’s no law or by-law or story book moral stating that farting in public is ‘wrong’.
sometimes the hound’s farts smell like chinese food, i can’t make this stuff up
sometime we have no way to stop it from coming out. the worst ones are the beer drinker’s farts. man they fucking reek. but in all honesty, if you have to fart, then do so, don’t try to hide it. just let it rip.if you try holding it in, your ass will explode, and things will be a lot worse.
I like how coastreviewer uses “pretty sure” at the beginning of her sentences when she makes a claim about anything. I’d like it even more if she used “just saying” at the end of those sentences. Then she’d totally be driving her points home with legitimacy and conviction.
And if ya don’t know now ya know, ya know….
while it’s definitely not courteous… especially in confined spaces,
it’s not ‘wrong’ to fart in public.
it would be asinine to think some non-exposing bodily function would be.
just as burping, while also not courteous in public, also is not ‘wrong’.
no harm, no foul…
donairious you just stole a PHRASE.. If ya dont know now ya know…
lol
and Mel..yea that is so nasty. I’ve been there. Not a good scene..or scent lol
Pffft Pacifico is the best scene! Don’t tell me you like the Dome :(.
I wouldn’t say either that public farting is wrong, it’s just necessary. I have IBS and have never farted in public. When you feel like you have to, stop what you’re doing and go to a washroom or dark alley.
“donairious you just stole a PHRASE.. If ya dont know now ya know… “
It’s actually the edited version of a lyric. And I heard this lyric back in 1993 when it originally came out. Plus it’s not stolen since I do not physically have it. Pretty sure I don’t just saying.
Both Pacifico and The Dome are boring. Bring back The Velvet Olive and real DJs playing real house music.
Mel, you been to La Trinidade yet?
It was like a dream…
It was all a dream…
dear mel, i don’t think going to a dark alley to fart is safe. maybe if you went with a group of farters^^
Hell YES to bringing back the Velvet Olive.
Hey, remember when the Attic did Thursday nights? I remember people just lighting doobies in the back room and noone even gave a shart.
“… maybe if you went with a group of farters”
Imagine that. A farting collective, as it were. Perhaps a charity fundraiser?
Or should that read “charity funkraiser”?
Damn, long Monday afternoon….
No Donair, I have not been. Where is it and what’s it like?
Don’t worry PG, I’ll be sure to fart in the dark alley where all the smokers are ;D
I know donarious. Too many distractions today.
I went to school with a dude who used to blast these fawking RANCID egg farts all through class — it would just permiate the entire ROOM. I think these sick freaks need to get a colonic or march their stank asses to the can. NASTY
You must have bumped into Jack Vale..
There’s nothing like the smell of methane first thing in the morning! Didn’t quite steal a line from a movie.
Farters contribute to climate change leaving a carbon footprint in their drawers. Hold it in people!!
by the way o.p., let a very rich stinky one go in a crowded elevator, and then start looking around you, makes for a very interesting day. try it sometime, and you will bust a gut laughing to self.
LS – Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViYclyAkkDg
Where the hell do you live OP, Chilitown? How do you possibly smell that much fart in the run of a day?
And just so ya know, dancing requires a lot of jostling, and if that happens to shake loose a butt-toot, I’m gonna let it fly and keep on groovin’! If it’s a smeller-feller, I’ll look for the nearest guy and give him the wrinkled nose. As if I’d stop dancing and go to the bathroom, just to pass gas….pffftttt!
I suppose you never fart, huh?
yup… you keep playin’ that booty-trombone bluegreenred
that’ll get those dreamy guys attention…