I just moved to the city and on my walk home from work today I was at an intersection waiting for my turn to walk, I had two kids ask me how to get somewhere so I gave them the best directions I could while the light was still red. Noticing the signal to walk I proceeded to cross the four lanes to the other corner and your ignorant ass couldn’t be bothered to look up from your cellphone/steering wheel/foot whatever the fuck you were looking at to see if anyone was crossing, you stopped right beside me so I backed up a bit startled thinking you weren’t going to stop, you then moved forward in your ugly car and stopped again, I went to start walking again and you started forward again, this continued for a few moments while you blocked the site for the car behind you whom went around you and almost hit me with his car. Are you a fucking moron? I think so. I have the damn right away, the little white glowing man was there telling me so, so get your head out of your ass and look where you’re going. —Missing My Small Town Where I Could Walk Across a Street Without Even Looking
This article appears in Jun 21-27, 2012.
When someone is slowly about to run you over at a crosswalk it’s a golden oppourtunity to slap the hood of their vehicle and yell “HELLO!?” Don’t just stand there and let them continue oblivious to what a moron they are or they might kill someone at the next crosswalk. And anyone who goes around someone stopped at a crosswalk is a fucking idiot, almost been run over myself that way a few times and that’s at crosswalks with lights
man I hate that… you both get antzy and stop.. start stop!… start stop!
over and over….
antzy in the pantzy
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Methinks we pedestrians should all invest in some steel-toed sneakers. This has happened to me a few times in the past few months. Cops do fuck all about it. How many more people will get killed before something is done?!!? Hey HRM drivers… amber light means SLOW DOWN ’cause it’s gonna turn red… NOT speed up so you can try and make it before the light turns red. This goes to the politicians (most of whom have vehicles I would imagine): GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASSES AND START ENFORCING THE RULES! More tickets, larger fines, etc. = more cash for the local economy. I am going to get another pair of steel-toed sneakers and start making dents. You don’t like it? FUCK YOU, SLOW THE FUCK DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!!!! Now, if the politicians and cops don’t like what I just said come find me and we’ll make a media event out of it!
welcome to the entrance to hades. this is your last chance to turn back. once you enter, you are here for all eternity, and your soul is sucked out of you.
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
You’re in the city now sweetie, if you show even an ounce of indecision while making your move, these city folk will walk (or drive) all over your “right of way”. I suggest practising being a complete and utter dick (practise telling people off in the mirror and quick drawing your middle finger), in no time you’ll be a hood slapping, finger giving asshole, and fit right in.
You have to be extra careful, Ob, when the roads are wet. It seems to make all the drivers stick their heads up their asses. I’m a small town girl, too. I’m not nearly as timid as I used to be, but still not brave enough to use my bike.
Be careful with the finger giving, because I had some road rage nut try to run me off the road on Wyse Rd. when I flipped him off. I wasn’t so brave for a while after that…
seems to me a few of my comments are gone astray. oh well, sometimes shit happens. either that or someone is crying in their beer, so to speak. i really don’t give a fuck if they are all taken off. once they are gone, so will this site probly. but as i say, t.f.b.
fuck, they are back again. games.
I tend to agree with Kontee, be careful what you do with these characters. You’re going to lose a fight with a car.
I love how this bitch is about him wishing he “Could Walk Across a Street Without Even Looking”
even if you have the light, people, please, “LOOK” both ways before crossing the street
no-one likes the otter dance?
shitty people.
Ease up, Grimace. I like the otter dance. Mustelids rawk!
you, sir, get another then.
no-one else but Ivan should be clicking on this link…
got it?
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/08…
Thanks Zedman.
I know I’ve said this before, here, but this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqWr_anRIus
Always makes me think of Donk.
Well, as Mel might cruelly phrase it, I’ve just established my age as being somewhere between 40 and 99.
THIS is the link that reminds me of Donk:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6jcs4c2…
Although I am now wondering what she looks like in an angora sweater. Hmmmmmm.
“Noticing the signal to walk I proceeded to cross the four lanes to the other corner…”
Trust and verify. Yes, you are right but you could also could be dead right.
Physics behooves YOU to look and listen and pay attention to your environment!
Dumbass… physics trumps your sense of entitlement. Geeze!
http://www.jhocy.com/images/fullsize/physi…