New dude on the scene got you interested? Seems to always be flirting with you without really saying anything? Got a sob story about why he’s here that seems too good to be true? Yeah, it is. Get the back story. His gender politics are shit, he’s really hurt a lot of people and just moves on. (PS – He doesn’t even wanna fuck you. He just wants to make sure his garden gets watered.) — The Last Fly
This article appears in Jan 16-22, 2020.
Stop blowing “straight” opportunists.