Hey stupidhead, Stop posting your ads under “jobs” saying you’re looking for work. We are all looking for work! These people need to apply to the jobs posted, like everybody else. No employers are going to go to them after reading their crappy misspelled one-liner ads. They are wasting the time of people who are looking for legitimate jobs under this category, and we have to sift through a bunch of idiots posting want ads in the wrong category. Very annoying. Cut it the hell out! —You’re Wasting Your Time And Mine
This article appears in May 17-23, 2018.
Here’s and add for you 😉
Wanted: 1 moron to stupid to see what the job’s section of the paper is.
Qualifications: Not many, but must be clinically retarded enough to not have basic common sense (I.E Placing adds begging for work in the classifieds)
When: Anytime, just call in and your hired
Pay is $15 an hour with a pay raise for good behavior.
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Dammit, I missed one.