I was walking up North Street yesterday afternoon. I saw you, bitch! Minding my own business I noticed as you were crossing Agricola heading down North Street. How could I miss you with your deep voice and big fucking mouth? I saw you hiding something and then noticed what it was and why you were hiding it. It was an open beer bottle that still had beer in it and you hid it because a police car was heading in your direction. To make yourself look even more stupid you tossed it up in the air in front of you and let it smash on the sidewalk by Gus’ Pub. Lucky for you, and I repeat, “bitch” that I couldn’t get the cop’s attention because I would gladly have went to court as a witness and testify against you. Why are there so many “ig’nant” assholes in this city?? —I Weep For You As You Piss Me Off
This article appears in Dec 22-28, 2011.
It’s like trying to teach a puppy not to poop on your new shag carpets, just go rub her nose in the broken bottle next time
This bitch has racist undertones..
I agree with Tommy about the racist undertones. Why do you care so much? The only thing that would piss me off is the fact that they smashed the beer bottle on the ground.
@ Merry tommyjules and a happy 902 & Purplefire
“This bitch has racist undertones..”
I wholeheartedly agree but would it be the same if the ob was the same race?
I love drinking in public but what I can’t stand is littering!
This bitch has racist undertones..
I wholeheartedly agree but would it be the same if the OB was of the same race??
My comment was posted twice because the first one didn’t seem to go through. 🙁
@dartmouthy…
Not only is it littering it is also dangerous having the smashed glass on the ground!
I don’t care about racist undertones, but what kind of trash do you have to be to drink beer out in the open in the afternoon? *makes L with pointer and thumb then raises to forehead*
uh… young trash, I would say.
I know plenty of people who have had a beer in public..
and with it getting so god damn dark so early… and near north street/gus’…
no surprise here.
screw the racial undertones… that cow (likely with ‘juicy’ or ‘phat’ written across her ample ass) shouldn’t be smashing bottles.
that’s just fucking idiotic.
people who do that intentionally should have to walk across it barefoot….
poor poochies.
🙁
3 Points to consider; Agricola – North Street – Gus’ Pub – sounds about right for this type of activity, don’t forget it’s borderline Welfare Housing.
Welfare housing doesn’t equal disrespectful people who smash bottles.
ya baz…. remember, they’re the ones collecting the bottles for the deposit…
for crack.
even worse… she’s a disrespectful ghetto POSER…
damn
stephen harper, i used to live in europe. And there are cities in europe where it is legal to drink in public. Frankly i find it fucked that public drinking is still such a big deal here.
Maybe she was a revolutionary? 😀
OB, are you sure it wasn’t that homeless scumbag that often walks in the middle of North and Gottingen asking for change. He might have been drinking mouthwash. Either way, hope he stepped on the broken glass and severed a tendon.
I’ve stated before, IK, that the drunk in public charge is just police empowerment. We already have laws about disturbing the peace and disorderly conduct and reckless behavior. If someone is drinking and not bothering anybody, why should they catch a charge? Frickin nanny state.
Anyways my racist undertones comment was just me stirrin the pot, cuz that’s what I do. Regardless of anything people should not be smashing bottles on the sidewalk.
Leave the trannys alone, bigot. LOL.
The problem is breaking the bottle, drinking a beer while walking is about as bad as drinking a soda while walking. I actually wouldn’t mind if they littered with the bottle, someone would be along to take it to the recycler. But smashing it is just stupidity.
seems a lot of problems, comes down to plain simple stupidity & indifference to our fellow man (& women too ~:)
and any of this was your business because of why.
Smashing bottles on the ground where people and pets can walk on them is just plain stupidity and irresponsible.
Other than that, this is another one of those bitches that lack continuity. She’s carrying an open bottle of beer and is trying to hide it. However, she has a deep voice and a “big mouth” which implies she was shooting it off bringing attention to herself. While she was trying to avoid the eye of the police? Also, if she is trying to conceal the bottle it means she wants it. So why would she throw it up in the air and let it smash? Once again I’m puzzled.
It’s frowned upon anyway to be the level of drunk you’d see on a Friday night here (don’t even pretend) in countries with softer liquor laws so the people would hound you without the police reinforcement. Truth.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not some anti-drinking mouthpiece like good old G.MacKrusty, but really, walking down North St on a weekday afternoon sipping on a beer doesn’t seem trashy? I agree it’s stupid to not be able to have a beer or two playing frisbee in the park or sunbathing at the beach, but let’s be realistic, is it necessary to walk around drinking beer everywhere we go? I like to drink, I like to be drunk in public places (concerts, bars, hockey games etc), but since I grew up and learned to control my inner idiot, drinking in public on my way from point A to B doesn’t seem to hold it’s importance. Smashing beer bottles anywhere, and I repeat “anywhere”, is just plain ignorant and deserves a kick to the bits!
Tom, I agree. ‘big mouth’ sounds racist, however ‘big mouth with stretch marks’ might not have sounded racist.
I love th Undertones, ‘My Perfect Cousin’ is a great song.