Chalkboard signs outside cafés are one thing, but it’s a whole other nuisance to have to read the same bad puns everyone’s seen online every time we walk down the street. Write your own promotions. How hard is it? No matter how bad, at the very least it won’t look like your business is being run by an attention-starved teenager. —Your Bad Marketing is Making Me Depresso
This article appears in Nov 16-22, 2017.
Wow. Petty.