You wanted to live in my house and drive my car. You wanted my husband. I gave him to you and thank you for that! You also tried to take my kids. We all know you have a serious girl crush on me but you can’t be me. You got the two-cent millionaire and I got the house the car and a handsome wonderful new boyfriend. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. —Karma is your opponent

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  1. How come it says “posted by Rebecca Dingwell” on the last two bitches?
    Is it supposed to do that…?

  2. I wonder what happened to the dude who worked out a lot but wouldn’t go down on a girl….

  3. It’s not the name of the bitcher, it’s the name of who put them on the site (me). Bitchers can’t post their stuff directly, thankfully, and they’re always anonymous. Thanks for the shoutouts, though!

  4. Ilsa was last seen leading a charge of aging Valley girls riding giant foam penises through Rodeo Drive.

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