To the POS who didn’t get his way

…while talking to me on the phone today, and everyone like him: Whining and crying and saying shit like “fantastic fucking service” just makes you sound like a child. Sorry (not sorry) you couldn’t get exactly what you wanted and were VERY SLIGHTLY inconvenienced by something but that’s life. Grow up.
—Boo hoo

This article appears in Oct 18-24, 2018.