How fucking dare you! You, sir, are a real piece of fucking work. Wait, did I say “work,” I meant SHIT!
When you asked me for money this morning I had no cash on me (otherwise I would have given you some, but now I’m glad THAT didn’t happen). So I responded kindly with a “No, sorry.” And a shake of the head. And what did you do in response?! You looked me straight in the eye and said “Fuck you!”
Fuck me? Fuck ME?? No, FUCK YOU, you presumptuous, egotistic piece of trash! How very dare you! My money is MY money, and if/when I choose to give it to someone on the streets I do so out of the kindness of my own fucking heart, not because they deserve it somehow!
The very fucking nerve of you to respond to me like that! I’m not going to tell you to get a job because I don’t know you or your circumstances but holy shit FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU! You’re not fucking OWED anything by any person walking by you except the respect afforded to you by the fact that you’re a person as well. I gave you that respect and you turned around and insult me because I couldn’t fucking do something I was incapable of doing?
I’m going to remember your face, and the next time I have cash if I stumble upon your sorry ass I’m going to keep walking and give it to someone else.
I’m not asking to be treated like fucking royalty here but holy fucking shit what you did was beyond boorish and impertinent. I hope the earful I gave you after the fact managed to penetrate that thick skull of yours, but I doubt it. Hopefully if you read this later, some guilt will worm its way into your unmannered self and you will think twice before doing that again. I repeat: YOU. ARE. NOT. OWED. ANYONE’S. MONEY. –It’s MY Fucking Money, Asshat
This article appears in Apr 12-18, 2018.
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Problem solved.
Reminds me of a time a homeless guy asked me for change on Spring Garden.
I told him I didn’t have any change, and the fucking guy says “Any bills?”.
Like, Jesus Christ, what have you done to deserve 5/10/20 dollars from me? I wasnt even nicely dressed. I can barely afford new clothes so I was wearing a ratty old hoodie and pants with holes in them. I just don’t get it.
An excellent bitch even though ended with “Asshat”, ugh
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@Ricky
He might have been joking
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He might not have been homeless btw
I happened to be down there (I believe) on the same day doing some work and got asked by (whom I suspect) is the same fellow. He doesn’t remember, but I caught him stashing possessions under my back deck in the North end a few months ago and he got borderline aggressive on that occasion. I’m guessing from the vibes he has some untreated mental health issues, so try not to take it personally OB. Personally, though, I’m wary of this fellow because he seems a bit unpredictable.
OB is entitled piece of work.
This guy obviously has something wrong with him, he’s begging.
If he were capable of living in the real world, and treating people rationally, with respect.. He might not be on the street?
I’m not saying you have to LIKE him telling you what he did.. Just put it into perspective a bit?
His problems are probably not as bad as he thinks..
But You… Your Problems are that someone told you off when you didn’t give them what they wanted.
Yell at him, or get over it, Puss-puss.
Don’t waste your time, and everyone else’s by being a petty little kid, shit-posting about it.
Just do what I do Walk away and pretend they don’t exist. If they insist on being rude a general “Go fuck yourself” followed by a gentle shove into the pavement tends to keep them away.