I paid an insane amount of cash for that couch less than a year ago; but when you said you were a single mom… nostalgic thoughts of my single-father-dad and his forever recycled furniture told me to give you the couch for next to nothing.
You were so happy to get it, and that gave me such a great feeling inside!
Sometimes when I’m dying in this heat and peeling myself off the leather couch at my new apartment I like to imagine your family smiling on what was once my favourite place to pass out drunk, watch movies, and make out with people. 🙂 —Satisfied seller
This article appears in Sep 2-8, 2010.


aah yea, here’s hoping you disinfected the couch before you sold it 🙂
Hahah I was wondering if he at least cleaned off the jizz stains. Couches collect a lot of dirt and germs… eeewwwww! Don’t turn over the cushions, either.
This was a really nice love until the end…lol. It’s always nice to help out others.
as long as there were no bed bugs that went with the couch… but eww 🙂
the crimson warriors are indomitable unless you now some peoples
i now lots of folks *cough* know
I think I know this couch!
I don’t know this couch but I’m told recycling is good so…
yay