I paid an insane amount of cash for that couch less than a year ago; but when you said you were a single mom… nostalgic thoughts of my single-father-dad and his forever recycled furniture told me to give you the couch for next to nothing.

You were so happy to get it, and that gave me such a great feeling inside!

Sometimes when I’m dying in this heat and peeling myself off the leather couch at my new apartment I like to imagine your family smiling on what was once my favourite place to pass out drunk, watch movies, and make out with people. 🙂 —Satisfied seller

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  1. Hahah I was wondering if he at least cleaned off the jizz stains. Couches collect a lot of dirt and germs… eeewwwww! Don’t turn over the cushions, either.

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