Not to sound like a bro, but could I kindly ask that when I am doing my morning exercises at the gym that you not fart near the weights? As you may or may not know, breathing is a huge part in getting those “gains” and…yeah breathing that is not pleasant.
I would like to point out that it’s a normal function of the body, but I mean to be honest, it really smelled like doo-doo. Time and place for everything.
Thank you.
—R Kray
This article appears in Jan 24-30, 2019.


Never >:)
The “Spice” must flow!!!!
But the doctor told me I shouldn’t hold them in.
I’m pretty sure a “bro” would say something along the lines of, “Nice one bro!”.