I know it was a one-night stand, and I’d usually be able to let it go and move on, but you’re just so f-ing awesome. Without sounding completely creepy, if I could piece together my ideal guy, he’d probably come out looking and acting a lot like you. Maybe we’ll see each other again sometime and you’ll realize how perfect we’d be for each other. Or maybe that one night was it. Either way, I just want to say I’m excited to know you exist. —Hopelessly Smitten
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2013.


uh oh
and a stalker is born….
^like ^like ^like ^like ^like
“without sounding completely creepy”?, no it’s creepy
You were a booty call.
Go to the free clinic and move on, please.
PisP