Ever since I caught you watching your Twilight DVD, I knew you were gay. I just want you to know that I’m ok with it. You don’t have to hide it and over-compensate by acting like a tough white supremacist. I know you were badly hurt when the exchange student you fancied rejected you and went back home for the summer, but eventually you’ll meet Mr. Right… so please leave Mr. Right-Wing and stop your act.
It’s ok to be gay. Your dad and I love you just the same and we just want you to be happy. It’s time for you to remove your mask and embrace your homosexuality. —Ihre Mutter
This article appears in Jun 23-29, 2011.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! (but kinda funny) >; )
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LMFAO
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i think you are correct about the author uncle vanya…author, author http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/Gi…
Heh heh – it’s got his free-wheelin’ style, does it not? LOL was not just interweb hyperbole when I read dis luv.
And, because it’s humpback-whale day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouHkL7u9qLw
Pet peeve- when people write FAAAAAAAKE or TROLLLLLL on anything that seems a little out of the ordinary, or TOO ordinary. Maybe it’s legit, dumbass. And even though I’ve read some bitches that just seemed like people were trying to get us going- there really ARE people like that with those mentalities out there. So shut up.
OP- I wish you were my parents. My mom’s reaction was insanity for nearly ten years (to the point of having to cut her out of my life for a while) and my dad’s was “holy shit” and pretty much the same nonsense as my mom.
If you haven’t told your son in person, do so. It will change his life.
Oh, this just gets better and better, doesn’t it.
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA. >: )
“Father Ivan” you’re a tool.
Congratualtions to the OP for being so supportive of your child. It’s reassuring to see those so accepting.
A friend of mine posted a picture of a board walk sign this morning which reminded me of this post, kind of. It said “To all of you who hate gays, blame yourself. You straight people keep having us!”
the love is not real ajv
And furthermore, Justsayin & AJV, you know when you put a tooth under your pillow and in the morning it’s gone and there’s money left in it’s place? It’s your parents doing that. Sorry, but you were bound to find out eventually.
Also, Santa & The Easter Bunny aren’t real, either.
so i guess these don’t exist either *sob* http://meimi132.files.wordpress.com/2010/0…
>: (
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hahaha, nice one. i know you two love that ad, so do we
Is there a reason why you have to be such a pessimist? Are you pissed off at the fucking world so bad that you can’t see the pleasure in happiness, such as supporting someone? Whether it is real or not, it shouldn’t matter. Maybe, Father Ivan, when you came out, your parents weren’t as supportive?
Logic Fail.
ffs the love is fake and ivan is a sweet guy
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Ivan- I don’t get it. Was that your attempt at humor? lol You mean ALL this time it was my mom?? Fucked up. And thanks a lot to the other poster for ruining Christmas for me from now on. 31 years of believing in Santa… all my hope are dashed.
That’s the spirit. Life is nothing but an endless circle of deceit and pain.