To you, you common jerk, who stole my son’s locked up bike in the “high class” area of the south end (more like low filth class). It was his only mode of transportation to get to work that would have afforded him healthy exercise. You fucking selfishly shit on his Christmas and you hurt his whole family and upset his very frail grandparents. I hope you fucking die of the coke you snorted up your brainless appendage that you got in return for the dope money you got for selling his bike.
There’s more class and caring in Spryfield area where I grand less crime than in that dump hole you call high class. Thanks a fucking lot news media for giving a black eye to Spryfield as opposed to the shit hole south end. —Angry Mom
This article appears in Nov 30 – Dec 6, 2017.


Who knew a nose had its own brain?!
Mom, your son left his bike OUTSIDE at NIGHT. See the problem?
Where does it say this happened at night?
Stay classy, Sprymom.