Dear housemate who never does her dishes. I get that you really love eating pork topped with bacon (ew) nightly, but seriously do your fucking dishes. All I want to do is cook a fucking veggie burger and not have to clean up bacon grease every time I go to do so. Also, stop smelling up the house with your shit food. Oh, and that mixing bowl that you left dirtied for 3 weeks until one of us cleaned it, I remember that shit. So, if you somehow read this and get the slightest inclination that this might be you. I beg of you, just do your fucking dishes so I don’t have to, for the love of Christ. —Everyone Else in Your House
This article appears in Feb 8-14, 2018.
Oh, you are a fun one!
Wow OB is a douche lol. Piece of advice kid; Don’t try to change people, it will only make things much much worse for you in the long run.
Have you/your other roomies approached the offender about this in person? If not, it’s not cool to be going on public media to prosecute them in a one sided rant. There are two sides to every story. Maybe you should give them the chance to explain or make amends.
Also, your bitch wording ( “bacon (ew)”, “bacon grease”, “shit food”} tells me this is more about you and your lack of tolerance for people who don’t share your dietary preferences. You need to let go of your dietary puritanism.
Grow up and say something to her. Unbelievable!