I remember going out to my backyard, where my Turbo Thunder used to lay, and looking all around for it, but it was gone, you took it during the 15 minutes it took for me to enjoy a pizza. You Fucker!
Then you tore down all the Lost scooter posters on the north side of Albro lake rd., I never felt so preyed upon in my life. Well guess what asshole? good things do happen to good people, I got my Turbo Thunder Back!!!!
So Fuck you, I win!
This article appears in Dec 20-26, 2007.