To all of the dog owners out there—you walk your dog, your dog shits, you bag the shit… then leave the bag of shit on the sidewalk. If you’ve already taken the previous steps, why not just throw the bag in the garbage?! I’m sick of having to keep my eyes peeled in fear of slipping in dog feces everywhere I go. —Yet Another Dog Shit Bitch

This article appears in Apr 21-27, 2011.

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  1. fucking jesus o.p., we have done this shit thing to hell and back. if you don’t see who’s doing it, no good to come here and whine about it. if you have seen the douchebag’s dog, then fucking call them out on it, or give the name and addy to the cops. what the hell do you expect us bitchers to do, pick it up ourselves? well it ain’t ever gonna happen, unless it is one of our animals.

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  3. hey you douche, why the fuck don’t you take your little moral bullshit, and go somewhere else. i suggest the horrid, as they like your kind of nutcases there. and if you wanna go on about porn and shit, i saw some of that crap you put up last night, in your other little warped personna. do yourself a favor dude/dudette, get a fucking life. no matter what stupid shit you do here, doesn’t bother anyone. and it makes you look more stupid, everytime you post your drivel.
    people in the real world interact, you just act up, like a spoiled little whiney bitch, that got their fingers tapped. if you wanna make a statement, then go completely public, put a story in the horri about all the terrible shit, that you think goes on here. let the public form their own opinion, instead of you, acting like the nutjob you so obviously are.

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  4. Nice banning, Bird!
    To the people of The Future:
    There is (what we in the past call) a “Troll” posting spam on the board. It’s stated purpose is to disrupt outr interwebz. No doubt your cranial implants and quantum-thought generators have rendered the interwebz obsolete, but for now, we have to slum it with hi speed interwebz.

    Our friend Lord Suckulous is referring to the post that the Troll posted(boilerplate spam, and off topic, as I reported it to the moderator).
    The spam was deleted very quickly.
    Great job, Bird!
    And so say all of us!

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  5. Same PK,

    I have full sympathy for anyone with the shits right now.
    or was it the shits as in
    “that thing is the shits”

    Fuck I’m talking a load of the shits today.

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  6. Yeah, well I’m just getting over a crohn’s/IBS (they don’t “know” which one I have *eyeroll*) attack that lasted much of the holiday weekend (no shits, lol, just a lot of pain in my lower torso) — my back, lower abs, pelvis, rib cage, tail bone were screaming in pain yesterday and all because I ate some soup with some damn wild rice in it. I feel much better today, but didn’t get much sleep last night and I have a residual headache because of it. 🙁

    Digestive disorders suck the big one. 🙁

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  8. I agree with this bitch. I’ve often wondered why a person would go to the trouble of bagging their dog’s shit and then leave it lying in the sidewalk.

    Human behaviour is endlessly fascinating.

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  10. As a dog owner, I’d like to offer a potential explanation for this.

    I always – ALWAYS – pick up after my dog. I don’t want to step in his crap either! But there are a few occasions when I pick it up, bag it, and then leave it. Let me explain:

    Several of the places or trails where I walk my dog (Long Lake, for example) have looooooooooooong stretches of path without any garbage cans. So if my four-legged friend happens to poop near the entrance to the trail, I’ll often clean up after him, then leave the bag to pick up on my way out. It saves me from having to carrying a swinging bag of poop for an hour on an otherwise enjoyable walk!

    I know not all dog owners are responsible, but I do know a lot of other people who do the same thing I do. So it is possible the crap you’re seeing in a bag on the ground might not still be there a half hour later.

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  13. I place my dogs’ shit bags in the garbage cans at bus stops……the bus people love the smell. It’s like an added surprise to those bums too who dig in the trash bins/cans for a can/plastic bottle for 5 cents.

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  15. PG! My mom and I watched Misery this past weekend!

    “HE DIDN’T GET OUT OF THE COCKADOODIE CAR!” is one of my all time favorite movie quotes!

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  17. OB, people only ‘bag’ because someone saw their dog have a dump, then when the witness is gone, they drop the bag.

    I’m so lucky, that Blue ‘shits in the woods’ =)

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  18. Also as a dog owner, lack of gabage cans is my defence. I always pick up after my dog, but I’m also not going to carry a bag of shit 4 blocks. The city really needs to put some garbage cans along main streets in the north end like agricola and gottingen. There are a few, but not enough. Especially considering how much garbage you see everywhere.

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  19. Ah, yes, I wondered when someone would start blaming the government.

    LAME.

    You decided to get a dog knowing full well you’d have to pick up its shit. Too bad if you have to walk 4 blocks with a bag of shit — that’s part of being a dog owner. If you didn’t want to carry a bag of shit for 4 blocks you shoulda gotten a cat.

    You have a garbage can at home? Yes? Well USE IT.

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  20. Aw, you guys are sweet.

    I wouldn’t click on any links you can’t see the address of, it would seem the troll has attempted to go a little trojan horse on everyone.

    Other than that, all’s well in this nest. Happy hump day!

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  21. “off topic”
    “spam”

    Called Unicorn Crimestoppers about the Trojan Horse links too. Officer Double Rainbow is on the job!
    lols

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  22. Hey! I managed to “friend” it before Bird banned it! I’ve got a little collection of troll friends now.

    Great work, Bird.
    You a saint to put up with this shit, from *all* of us, and the trolls too.

    Huzzah For Bird!
    Huzzah!
    Huzzah!
    Huzzah!

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  24. Ack, Anglo: I need a visual! I hate not having a face to your name! Come to the next summittttttt plzzzzzz. kthx.

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  25. I read the thread title and assumed it was about sebas-gin and his family. If he even has one that acknowledges him/her/it.

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  26. okay smart ass, let’s see how fucking powerful you are. knock the site down then,i fucking dare you. you won’t, because you are just a blowhard piece of shit, in a semi human body. go ahead asshole, show us what you got, which is about the same size as your dick, nothing, loser. go play your idiot little game on someone, who will be all agog at you. to us, you’re but minor annoyance. give it your best shot shithead. I’M FUCKING CALLING YOU OUT, NO PERFORMANCE, THEN STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HERE. JUST DO IT, NOW.

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  28. Protesters get laid and have lives; oldhand does not – twice.

    That’s the difference.

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  33. Classic, Wheelie – only Harry’s colon blow is a lot more entertaining that a dingleberry-covered troll with a wonky hardon.

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  34. “I could lock this site down such that manual moderation would be obsolete.”
    Posted by InternetBasics101 on April 27, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    “knock the site down then,i fucking dare you.”
    Posted by InternetBasics101 on April 27, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    Your reading comprehension really sucks. Bad.

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  35. Oops, mis-attributed the quote, that should be:

    “knock the site down then,i fucking dare you.”
    Posted by LIFE SUCKS on April 27, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    I was saying, if you had taken the time to read and comprehend, that, were I the admin, I could lock this site down such that this kind of moderation would not be necessary. Several off-the-shelf solutions to prevent what I am doing are available.

    “He’s getting banned in
    3
    2″
    Posted by wheeliep is paul again! on April 27, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    So, who was power tripping again? Won’t be banned till business hours resume. (another bad weakness here, huge liability)

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  36. See you tomorrow. Protest or troll, it’s your choice. (though I know you’ll choose troll, as you simply cannot accept or even refute the truth)

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  37. P.S. Note I have elected not to crapflood your boards with thousands of posts over night while there is no moderation. I could, but I won’t. I will simply continue to call you out for what you are in a nice measured and precise fashion.

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  39. ======”knock the site down then,i fucking dare you.”
    Posted by InternetBasics101 on April 27, 2011 at 6:05 PM======

    then

    ======Your reading comprehension really sucks. Bad.======

    Dude, your mastery of the copy/paste really sucks. Bad.

    ======See you tomorrow. Protest or troll, it’s your choice.======

    It’s stated behavious is to disrupt things. It was here last year doing the exact same thing, accusing posters of crimes, saying it contacted the authorities(it never does), then it implodes in a froth of santorum and jerkpron in it’s mother’s basement.
    It’s choice is Troll.

    ======P.S. Note I have elected not to crapflood your boards with thousands of posts over night while there is no moderation.======

    Again, it’s recent tactic is to try and appear human, engaging in “conversation”. In actual fact, last week it was flooding the board with thousands of lines of empty text, overnight while there was no moderation.

    It is a Troll.
    It will go away soon.

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  40. I’d go to it if its before monday other than that ill be out of the province for a while but with you all in spirits.

    Alright so far i decided not to comment about the troll but now i have to, you keep going on about the truth, and warning new users and how you keep refuting stuff, but so far you have done nothing but harp on about your ideals and prophesies.

    Please attempt to converse with one of us, we like debates explain your protests because so far you have just spouted a load of shit, which aptly fits in to the bitch title.

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  41. Anglo-
    When I joined last year the troll was here doing the exact same schtick about someone was breaking the law. It went through different tactics until it gave up and went away until last week.
    When I joined, it was the troll who kept me from posting for awhile, because it made the board look really scary to me, a new member. It claims we scare people off, and while I agree that sometimes it can be intimidating in here, there has not been any “illegal activity” or child pRon like it claims. I believe it is here only to disrupt and ruin it for everyone else, and it uses these claims of morality to distract from the fact it actually admitted it was here to disrupt.
    A day ago or so it used malware etc to try and infect peoples’ computers, which is probably breaking a law or two.

    If it talks to you, expect this:
    “There are two ringleaders here, NGF and Pretty Kitty. They have published child pornography on the board, that the Coast supports”, and his boilerplate about scaring off the civilians.

    I’m sure after it creates another identity it will tell you this itself.

    Take care,
    WP

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  44. =====i’m off to get a needle shoved in my spine^^=====

    Aw, shit, Painey. Hope it goes by quickly and they shoot you up with the good stuff. Or the male nurse is all hot and junk, and wants to comfort you with his big, manly arms.
    Great.
    I’m gay.

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  49. Anyone gonna make up some bitches we can comment on today… seems a steady decline. Maybe i’ll create bitch stats or bitch reports. It would be great if we could have polls on most idiotic bitch, best bitch and oh god will you fuck off with the dogshit bitch.

    good morning to y’all

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  50. “Troll SMASH”

    You won’t like him when he’s angry.

    I found a bag of dog poo in one of the newspaper boxes this morning. That was a lovely surprise. Maybe the troll has escalated from spamming the boards to leaving “presents” in the newspaper boxes.

    MAYBE it is responsible for all the poo on the ground the OP is complaining about. Why automatically blame the dogs and dog owners? Are you prejudice to dog lovers, OP? The poop could come from anyone. ANYTHING. I blame the troll.

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  53. So the troll has been good for the community and broke up the monotonous?
    I love you all as a result.

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  54. HUGO: how do I get a hold of you re: summit? Trying to keep details off the board.

    Also: the troll has made us all closer, anglo. BET THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU WANTED, OLDHANDJOB, IS IT? heh.

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  56. That was very informative, Hugo. Is it weird that my first instinct was to cuddle the cute little troll? I find forcing cuddles on my cat ends in a begrudging spoon session. Perhaps it can work for trolls!

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