I couldn’t believe what I saw today. While bringing back my bottles and cans, I watched these poor sorters tear open about 10 garbage bags (I put mine in clear bags and write the # of cans on it) and the shit they had to wade through: fucking paper plates, food, chip bags, general trash and the token bottle or two. What are you thinking, you goddamn lazy knobs? These employees have far better things to do in their appalling conditions than picking out your used condoms. —Sort It and Take Some Responsibility, You Useless Fucks!
This article appears in Dec 22-28, 2011.


Garbage Commissars – What Next? I suppose I should leave out a tray of healthy, locally-sourced snacks for the bluebagging bastard who rummages through the dumpster at O-Dark:Thirty.
Sort your own fucking garbage, Comrade.
Just throw the bottles away. I do. Never received a word from HRM about it either.
Why would the recycling place even accept that? Years ago, I had them turn me away because I didn’t have my bottles counted.
Stay in school kids and you won’t have to sort through someone elses garbage!!!
Just to be clear, pardon the expression, they were ripping open the black garbage bags? Why? Don’t they accept clear and blue bags only at recycling depots? If they were black bags maybe the token bottle was an error, I don’t know.
That said, there are a lot of nimrods that can’t tell the difference between garbage and recycling. If they have finished using it, that’s it. Their brains can’t process the disposal issue.
what’s to stop you from adding an extra buck to the count and dashing before they get to count it all?
I always thought they HAD to count them for ya.