This is for whoever continues to pull the fire alarm when there is no fire. It’s not funny and one of these times there will be a real fire and no one will bother to leave the building. All thanks to you being a dumbass. Quit being stupid and pull it when there is a real fire! —Not Impressed with Dumbass
This article appears in Sep 22-28, 2011.


Too bad there isn’t cameras to catch the dick, hope they do and fine his or her ass. of course he maybe a kid then the parents should be held accountable
OB, did this occur at a certain university on oxford st?
Love – “not impressed with Dumbass” hahahaha LOL.
Probably done by those chicks who think they see the SleepWatcher.
yeah you dick!
how dare you pull the alarm without starting a fire first!
get a grip and set a wall on fire first, you twat!
This happened in my junior high long ago. They ended up putting some sort of powder on the alarm to catch the person “red handed”.
lol or they just told the students that J’Yo, to scare them out of doing it.
This happened all the time when I used to live in Lakecrest. And on Windmill now come to think of it. Fuckin kids and their absent parents.
of course they are a fuckhead, hope they are last one out if a real fire breaks out. actually, trip them as they try to get out.
I thought it was the little vile of ink holding the thing up?
and what’s to stop them from using a ruler or something for leverage?
oh brains…. right. forgot.
carry on…
dsb — I believe it was a university on inglis.
After the renovations on one of the residences at Acadia, the fire alarms weren’t hooked up properly and they’d go off constantly — usually in the middle of the night.
tampering with Fire and Safety systems can be a federal offense. I pity the poor slob that has to go in front of a federal judge.
Thanks pk. In that case, I guess two schools had fire alarms going off this morning. Never a good start to the day!
..actually op..you have a tinge of dumbassery going your ownself..just say’n 🙂