This article appears in Nov 27 – Dec 3, 2008.
that aint no fuckin donair
allright.. there is a PIZZA place in this TOWN that likes to pass off this “donair wrap” as an actual donair. It may look all nice with its “red onion” and “grill lines”, but a flour tortilla aint a mothafuckin pita! Do you know where you are?!? I can f
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Are they trying to be all upscale with this donair? Or are they trying to make it healthy? I mean, they do call it a “wrap” whomever it is you are slagging. Still, it’s a legitimate gripe. I salute you, sir, for your honesty.
Donair sausage and donair pogos seemed a little off to me, but harmless. Novelties. This wrap reeks of upscale assholery.I agree wholeheartedly about the spit. And if you are stupid enough to pay $30 for 3 wraps you deserve that baloney-wrapped-in-toilet-paper grilled shite. Long live the sauce on my pants, on my shoes, in my coat pockets. Olaf
this particular pizza place had donair pizza on sale for $9.99 at every location but the joseph howe location — the ONLY place that would deliver to my neighbourhood. It was ridiculous. EVERY other location had this special, but the joe howe wouldn’t give me that price. After that I looked for other companies to buy pizza from. This particular place also charges and arm and a leg and they STILL make their pizzas small for the boxes.
re: “and what ever happend to the peanuts at maxwells?!?!?”Rats. Lot’s of em…