I was in the movie theatre with you the other day, me and about a hundred other people all excited to see how the Avengers ended (no spoilers). Your kid was making a lot of noise during one of Iron Man’s most important post-fight scenes in the movie, but after about a minute of not being able to quiet your little one, you removed him/her from the theatre. The whole theatre heard the wee human’s ‘Mama no!’ in protest of being evicted. I’m sorry you probably missed part if not all of the end, but thank you for being considerate of everybody else, and I hope you get an opportunity to catch up on the movie.
– Theatre Go-er
This article appears in May 2-8, 2019.
Sorry, they don’t get a gold star for taking a toddler to any movie other than Stars and Strollers. Everyone in the theatre had to hear the child making a disturbance in the first place, then deal with the disruption of the child being removed from the theatre. That’s why god invented babysitters.