Why? Why did you hike out to this beautiful, pristine lake and leave behind all your disgusting garbage? It appears you have no appreciation or respect for nature, so why not just do your asshole partying and drinking and fucking mess-making somewhere else? Maybe at home, where your mothers don’t mind picking up after you? Because when I hike all the way out there, I really look forward to the gorgeous scenery, the peace and quiet, the waves lapping at the shore, the wind in the trees. Not your gross piles of garbage, stinky leftover meat, empty beer cans and cigarette butts everywhere. You shouldn’t even be allowed to leave your house until your parents succeed in house-breaking you, you disgusting pieces of human garbage.
—Nature lovin’ lady
This article appears in Aug 9-15, 2018.
Ugh…I feel your pain. I live in a rural area and go to a great deal of trouble to make the property look nice. I was sitting on my deck about 3 weeks ago and some idiot moron fool cycling down the road was drinking his water and I kid you not, right in front of me…he just took the empty bottle and casually threw it onto my front lawn. It was near my garbage bin, but still – right on my front fucking lawn He didn’t bat an eye and just kept right on going.
Then a week after that, some dude with his lovely family was parked next to the home of my next door neighbour. He was having mechanical trouble, so no biggie. About a half hour later he was gone, but I saw something moving around on the side of the road. I thought it was kittens or something. No. It was 3 plastic DQ containers rolling in the wind. The stupid asshole actually dumped them out of his car in front of the house once he was done his repairs and then left.
And recently I paid a visit to National Park in the region. My partner and I walked down a beautiful trail one evening and were really enjoying ourselves when suddenly that enjoyment was at least temporarily interrupted by the sight of a pile of human shit with shitty toilet paper flapping in a bush beside it.
Solutions? I have none. CLEARLY people are slowly losing their marbles for one reason or another in this country. We’ve all seen it happen in different forms and my opinion is that this is just another symptom of it. I don’t think it even occurs to these folks that they’re doing anything wrong. I don’t think jail time would even make them understand it – they would just claim they were a victim of injustice.