While shopping, hundreds of people managed to navigate their way through a huge crowd of frantic Friday shopping folks who have over-scheduled lives, and no time in which to live them. But, you just saunter along (mayhap you are to understand in your own head that our fair planet does revolve around just little ‘ol you). You walked up to the cash, there were clearly two people in front of you, instead of taking the nanosecond it requires to turn one’s head and check for the course of the line-up, which had veered off to the side so as not to impede the movement of others (CONSIDERATION: Look it up!), you marched up behind two young men who had a massive order on two large dollies. You then proceed to insert yourself into a line where two people have already been waiting some time. Everyone was watching you, waiting for you to recognize your mistake. You were completely oblivious.
You then became quite belligerent as I proceeded to load my wares onto the belt once my “turn” arrived… where did I come from? You think you would have seen me had I been there all this time? Really, are you really that self-absorbed? How the fuck do you think the older gentleman was in front of you as well, after the two young men, alas my dear douche, where did HE come from?
You then proceeded to “egg me on” verbally. Sir, consider yourself fortunate that I consider first my family, my workplace and my station in life in that I did not give you a severe tongue thrashing as you are clearly no gentleman nor do you have any inkling as to what goes on around you by any stretch of the imagination. Why not pull your head out of your ass and look around once in a while, you may notice smiling faces, or just plain nice, kind, considerate people. Funny thing was, I was about to offer you the space in front of me, as you had but one item, and then you turned into super-douche and cut in line and ignored the manners some person may have instilled in you at some point in your life… your poor mother would be ashamed. —Scubamujer
This article appears in Jun 23-29, 2011.
A good swift jab to his ribs with your elbow as you load the items on the belt would work wonders, followed by “Oh, I’m sorry.” LOL.
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dude…op…fu..those things are confusing and everyone seems to make up their own rules….guy may have made a mistake….I don’t see no rules written down….
just be fucking thankful he wasn’t paying with pennies and coupons. that kind of shit drives me over the bridge.
I would have just told him where the back of the lone was.
There sure are a lot of zombies walking around, pecking at their devices or just plain old wearing invisible blinders.
same situation happened to me at Christmas. We moved out of the way for a stroller and some guy jumped the line. I said (rather too loudly I’m embarassed to say) “sir, there’s a line up here” and pointed. He glared at me but went to the back.
Oblivitrons, the grocery store is their home
i was at sobeys and i thought i was in some asian country.wherever i looked all i saw was immigrants.no western european decent, the ones that actually made the west so great
Lol’s at “Das Reich”, the Marilyn Manson troll.
Nice avatar, Brian. Is this the new shit?
“western european decent, the ones that actually made the west so great” lololol funny joke lol u so funny!
Here’s DR wanting to fly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIci94_xeTs…
And him again doing a great paint job: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS7UDTJ-0Wo…
Before it all began: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JID7xRQKcf8…
If you go to 1:09 in the third video you’ll see why DR joined the armed forces, or the reason he claims to have joined. You know, thinking bitches will look at him.
Nah MTL, the pussies and fags are the ones wearing swastikas and the wannabe swastikas (not to be confused with the Asian swastika). Don’t believe me? Here’s one:
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.as…
and
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.as…
and perhaps the biggest of all
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.as…
I think that pansy stache and fruity hair cut says it all.
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image…
And clearly, not even racist, fascistic, white supremacist, underground movements are exempt from affirmative action:
http://wtfcontent.com/img/130192367811.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
DR and sebastian in the first pic, Padre Ivan IV?
Those definitely aren’t Payless jackboots so it can’t be Sebaceous.
One of these images outrages me:
http://img.phombo.com/img1/photocombo/6774…
and one kinda gives me the horn:
http://img.phombo.com/img1/photocombo/6774…
Can you guess which? (I feel so ashamed, and yet….)
and, of course, one of those links was supposed to be this:
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image…
So the lesson here kids, is don’t drink while surfing Asian cosplay porn. Seriously, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Nah, NGF. Das Reich was never in the military and he doesn’t belong in the service at all. The way he expresses himself, I get the mental picture of an extremely unathletic 14 year-old high school dropout with crooked teeth who plays so much “counterstrike” on his XBox that he’s beginning to BELIEVE he’s in the military. With each comment he posts, he only further demonstrates he knows squat about the military (or immigration laws).
The way he sees himself:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jslEeXjh1pU/THnH…
Reality:
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/w…
Das Reich should have learned his fucking lesson on the ball court eh, Frenchie? lol
And by that I mean those arcade basketball games that dispense tickets.
TL;DR
Maybe just speak up and point out where the back of the line is next time.
frenchie you are a clown.oh by the way my shoulders just got heavier, imagine that
Das Reich should have learned his fucking lesson
Western Europeans are the weakest ones. French, Belgian, Spanish, English = all pussies and fags.
kicked your asses all your asses.oh yeah i do believe some nflders completely made some native tribe extinct.and we are weak.we run this world why others beg for handouts.like gasoline that the sniffers culture only know because we make it. evrything about alll you westernn haters have and are is because of us the present kings of the world
by the way frenchie when you were dr.fever you thought that we went to war against the germans in ww2 because of genocide.i guess you should have googled it first before embarassing yourself.is that why you changed your name.little bit of shame genious.
frenchie still pleases you when one of our boys die doing their duty.exactly what is your military trade.just completed some ambush drills and guess what the 2 orders are.you do know right you bag of dirt or shit pump.
You pay taxes so I guess you have permission to address me 😉
“.just completed some ambush drills and guess what the 2 orders are.” Save the game to your memory card and continue. Gotcha.