You: A disgusting man leaving a north end pub after lunch on your bicycle.
Me: Also about to leave by bicycle.
I was taking off a long sleeve top and had a tank top underneath. You said “Keep going!” I responded with ”Learn some manners. It’s 2018.” instead of throwing my bike lock at your knee cap.
You biked away and yelled “Maybe you shouldn’t dress like a slut!” I wish I threw my bike lock at your knee cap. You sure deserved it. Your mom would be really disappointed in you.
—Sad cyclist

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3 Comments

  1. I would never make comments like that, but if I had and you through your bike lock at me, that would be a problem.

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