The only human contact you have is when you corner people you barely know and blather at them endlessly. You plant yourself in front of people you are barely acquainted with or working people like me who are paid to interact with you and yak yak yak away. Everyone you do this to and everyone that observes you doing this finds you either pathetic or, if they’re more generous of spirit than me, feels sorry for you.

You’re either too afraid or too stupid to ask yourself why you have to resort to this tactic. Here’s why: Nobody likes you. Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt. Don’t pretend I must be talking about someone else. I’m not. I’m talking about you.

Change yourself. And don’t imagine that a shrink can help you. If anything, they’ll make you more annoying. Besides, it’s in their intere$t (insert Volvo here) not to help you—even if they could—which they simply cannot. —Staked Goat

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  1. Dear Staked Goat – Change yourself. And do imagine that a shrink can help you. If anything, they’ll make you less annoying…

    At least get some anger management, you’l live longer.

  2. hmmmmm, sounds like this is a case for old doc. freud? either that, or this person you speak of, is a headcase in their own world. time to push the shit down the tubes where it should be going.
    are they a close friend, if not, look away o.p.

  3. ” Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt. ” … only Salem Saberhagen can use that line!

    >.<

  4. Just ignore the person, or tell them you have work to do and they are interrupting you. If they don’t leave, complain to HR that this fuck face is interrupting people thus preventing them from being productive on company time.

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