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I remember when I first got to university and met you. Not a damn thing has changed. You were at every meeting trying to save the polar bears and get your dick sucked. Glad you succeeded at one of those two things. I always thought the term “mactivist” was dumb until I realized that you were trying to fuck every freshmen hippy chick with a love of the environment (and managed to drive more than a few of them away from activist groups with your creepiness, including me).
Years later I got a real job and found out you still haven’t. I work in healthcare and my union dues pay your salary. I am all for paying to protect health care and my job but I am not happy to know I am paying for you to fly around the country trying to use Tinder to fuck activist chicks in every city in the country.
Well guess what? The same internet that lets you try to sleazily lie your way into the pants of every girl with an iPhone and social conscience also lets those girls talk to each other. Word is out across the country that you’re still a creep who is more interested in big tits than what political women have to say. Word is also out that you’re even balder in person than in your Tinder pics.
Some of us grew up and it’s time you did the same you gross creep. —Tired of Dudes Who Are Into Activism For a Pay Check and Some Pussy
This article appears in Aug 13-19, 2015.
The activdick doesn’t have a job but your taxes pay his salary? I say he did something right by making a career out of things he enjoys ….. activism and pussy.
Jealous much?
Does his name rhyme with Schmevin Spacey?
Well then, thanks for letting every douchebag know that environmental activism is an untapped pool of free pussy.
I know a guy who is very similar. He always portrayed himself as Mr. Social Conscience /sensitive man. He seemed to go through an unending stream of attractive women who ate it up. Similarly, he never seemed to have a real job – other than being an acti-douche.
He was the kind of guy who would lead workshops like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCeMiP2zgtM&list=RDtCeMiP2zgtM#t=7
A little tip,OB – next time you meet a guy you are interested in, try to find out who his friends are and what they are like because birds of a feather flock together.
Harper,
As with lunch, there’s no such thing as free pussy.
Activism = free sex. Does not compute.
I gotta get to a “Save the Polar Bears” meetings so I can get my dick sucked.
‘Activism’ seems to have acquired its own urban definition, but is that definition new? I never had THAT much fun at rallies back in the day, *sigh*.
…or perhaps the OP just needs to back away from the drama, and channel a little Anderson Coopehttps://youtu.be/6g_NaTgsdg4r Hope you have moved on to better times OP, if not, try a little humor.
activism=communism?
Thank you for writing this! I know this guy. It is really validating in a sick kind of way to read this bitch.
He’s been such a drain on me and the people I love for so. god. damn. long. I know of two separate pockets of the leftie community who have tried or are trying to help him realize that he’s being a complete douchebag, regardless of how many times he declares himself a feminist. Clearly neither of these efforts have succeeded if something happened recently enough for you to write this absolutely vitriolic and justified piece.
I’ve spent so much time guarding myself against his bullshit (thank Christ I’ve always found him repulsive and have never had the urge to let his dick near any part of my body), healing my own him-inflicted wounds, and helping my friends heal theirs.
I’m so god damn tired of spending time trying to help him fix himself, and watching tons of community energy go towards that effort. I’d way rather see that much effort be put towards supporting women who have been abused and disrespected by him, and teaching ourselves how to identify brocialists before they have time to gunk up our lives and communities with their utter fucking horseshit.
I hope he reads this, knows that we’re talking about him, and realizes that the problem is not us, it’s him. Newsflash, buddy- every person who tries to tell you that your treatment women could use some serious work isn’t conspiring against you – we’re trying to guard ourselves against the endless shitstorm of white male privilege, and you’re part of it.