I AM NOT AN INFORMATION BOOTH! I don’t know where you need to go. There are directories all around, or take it upon yourself if you are lost to find an ACTUAL customer service representative. I have more important things to do than to tell you how to get to a place that I didn’t even know existed! —Not a Map

This article appears in Mar 25-31, 2010.

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  1. Whoo attitude much! wow, don’t try an help someone out. You would think they were asking for a organ or something. God, your a complete COW

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  2. wow, someone sure pissed in your flakes today o.p., man, take a fucking chill pill the size of a football.

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  3. OB well fuck you too. Is it so damn hard to either give the person directions or say “I don’t know where that is”. Fuckin arsehole.

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  6. The ONLY way I can see this bitch being valid is if the person requesting the information was persistent and wouldn’t listen to OP when they said they don’t know where they need to go.

    I remember when i took transfer classes at smu, I didn’t know how to get to a certain location and these people who were newbies on campus kept going on about how I was lying and I MUST know where they needed to go even after I told them I had no idea where the location was because I was only taking a transfer course. That was kind of annoying.

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  7. OP,

    Could you please tell me where the bathroom is, what time the bus comes, and where I can change some American money?

    Thanks!

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  8. haha….a complete cow. that made me laugh. i bet she’s huge, has the camel toe going on, and cankles.

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  9. I can relate, it’s like working in the grocery department and having someone ask you to help them find a bed sheet, it is really annoying.

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