You force me through twelve years of repetitive bullshit school; telling me about how great our nations are for having vanquished the scourge of slavery forever from our sphere of influence. How come I just found out the chocolate motherfucking bars you’ve been feeding me to keep me happy all this time are made with ingredients harvested by slave CHILDREN over there in Africa and the South Americas? You fucking tricked me asshole! And what the fuck is wrong with these people at the grocery store, when I point out their cat food was made by certain companies, and what those companies have done to animals and children around the globe, they make fucking jokes about it? AAAAAAAAHHHHH! FUCK ALL YOUR SHIT TO HELL! —Indignant Asshole
This article appears in Mar 17-23, 2011.


Odds are really good that the OP has been to Varadaro at least once. Didja bring back some rum and a box of Cohibas?
Welcome to the seedier side of capitalism. Ni vu, ni connu. Why else do you think all these jobs went out-of-country?
I’m in shock! I can’t believe a srudent actually went through 12 years of schooling that did nothing but study. No TV, radio, newspapers, or internet, otherwise theywould have know about this years ago when it was being reported all the time.
You may be tempted to salve your conscience and save a few bucks by making your own civet coffee with a bag of fair-trade beans and your nana’s moggie.
Trust me when I tell you the resilts are nowhere near worth the effort and ther practice is , no dobt, highly illegal and for damned good reason.
Heh, and they say us bitchers are just a bunch of disfunctional pricks who revel in the pain of others.
Good point Bro Tim. In fact, just last night I saw a documentary about this guy named Hitler. Man, why hasn’t the world done something about him yet?
(Heh heh – Godwins law is invoked much sooner than any of you expected Mwa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha)
don’t ask where the Nike’s come from….
smaller hands make threading the laces easier.
Man, if you look through any environmental based bitches on this forum, it is always the same people shit talking the posts.
Either The Coast has a Troll infection, or Big Oil is paying people to sit next to their computers and not go outside all day.
@Bro Tim in particular; when have you ever seen this information on TV, radio or in the newspapers?
I myself found it by accident while looking up completely unrelated topics.
I admit, by the time of my 12th Easter I was beginning to suspect…
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2005…
Col, please ignore the sound of rotor blades……
alright, time to divulge the true pics from the bitcher summit….
http://calexis.com/blog/wp-content/uploads…
LOL Tim – did you get you’re quarterly dividend cheque from BP yet? I’m buying one of these:
http://www.richard-seaman.com/Travel/Czech…
Just for recreational hunting and logging, you know.
Laerrus should read our responses to religion-based posts as well. Heresy can take many forms but the zealot’s reaction to it is usually the same.
Er, ahem *cough cough* Your
I want a cheque from big oil, too pleeeaze! kthx
that’s how i view us zZz, but it seems we are expected to have loftier aspirations than just feckin around
I really can’t believe that you never heard anything about child workers, slavery, etc. until recently. Was I the only one who went to socially conscious school? I had this information spoon fed to me from the age of 7. There are hot lists of companies that use said labour, and socially groups (like Save the Children) who work to educate the public. Even Lindsey Lohan did a documentary about it.
It sucks when you figure out that a brand that you are fond of uses business practices you don’t agree with but that doesn’t mean you should harass fellow customers or employees in the grocery store OP. Chances are the people you are telling either aren’t socially conscious or aren’t in a position to do anything about it. You however, are you in a position to do something. Educate yourself and don’t buy products that come from companies that have business practices you don’t agree with. Capitalism works both ways, if people don’t buy a product or from a business then it will be removed from stores. The only thing you can do is be an informed consumer… throwing a tantrum in a grocery store just makes you look like a jackass.
Good point, that’s why I will only buy my fighter jets from Locheed Martin…
http://www.456fis.org/MISC.-3/Lockheed_Mar…
DAMMIT! Lockheed Martin. Too many supervisors roaming about today and my typing has to be rushed and secretive.
Gee and at first I thought this rant was about the re-writing of Huck Finn with the naughty N word sterlilised.
Fess up, you did buy the chocolates didn’t you?
The slave driving Cote d’Ivoire (et al) cocoa farm owners are counting on the world’s chocolate addiction to keep their child-slaves busy and the profits rolling in. The only way to free these enslaved children is to stop the global consumtion of chocolate. Who thinks that will ever happen?
I love those third world countries and developing countries…..that’s where money goes really far 🙂 Why do you think so many Canadians head down south each year?
Funny zZz except the bitchers did manage to write a story.
And yet everyone of these “socially conscience” people would throw up their arms and complain should Canadian wages be paid in the third world and prices shot up 500-1,000%.
NGF for fucks sake, give him a kiss and get it over with you insecure twat.
OP, what do grocery store employees have to do with it? Here’s how I deal with this issue: I buy as little as possible. Bonuses include pissing off capitalist types, not going into debt, and a tidy house.
wow o.p., are you upset about something, or do you just not like chocolate bars and shit? if you check the list of shit in most bars, you will find very fucking little real chocolate, or even coacoa.
Is the general attitude of our population as flacid as these dicks laying around here?
If the average Canadian is so unable to change things, so pathetically inclined towards acceptance of our mutual destruction, why not just remove yourself from the gene pool now, and get the fuck outta the way of people trying to make this a nicer world for us all?
OP is making a point that we puff up our chest over how ‘morally right’ we are for abolishing slavery here; than we simply move the slaves some place else.
Also, if we were paid less in Canada, inflation will go down to match it, shit head.
And for everyone proclaiming our education systems glorious attempts to inform us of such evil atrocities:
If we are so good at that, why do we allow these products to be sold, or these companies to function within our borders?
We are too good for slaves in our backyards, but not too good for our neighbour’s slave goods?
hakuna makata o.p.
Someone call the NSH and have them do a bed check. One seems to be missing.
BTW one person’s slave is another’s breadwinner. They may not get paid a lot like us but they do get paid and support their families.
I have been relatively quiet on these alarmist troll bitches because well, they are alarmist troll bitches…
Big Oil is Mass Murder, Slave Loving Hypocrites, and War on Nature all written by the same troll… probably Laerrus. No one is surprised, huh?
They all sound like something I would have written when I was sixteen after watching “The Corporation” for the first time.
Pushing for positive change is different from clogging forums with ignorance and hysteria. The world has big problems, and none of them will be solved by spamming panic over the internet.
Why not devote your time instead to actually learning about these problems in depth so that you can engage people in calm rational discussions about them? The classic tell of someone who doesn’t know what their talking about is a reliance on fear and drama instead of on facts and reason to make their voice heard.
Or why not try to help instead of whipping up a forum frenzy? There are a number of great organizations out there that are pushing for better corporate accountability and ethics, they touch issues that span from human rights to environmental concerns.
If not, may I suggest “Big Pharma” for your next bitch, seems right up your alley. And as someone who is a shameless pawn in the “Big Pharma” conspiracy and on their payroll, it’ll give me a chance to make some monnnaaaay!
snoop – I suspect it’s more a case of a lurker coming out, guns a blazin 😉
No Hugo, if that was the case then plain and simple perversion and cruelty would be the topics.
Cuntfuckers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OdXx8KgnOU
“We are too good for slaves in our backyards, but not too good for our neighbour’s slave goods?” good point.
Calvin, ask me out and get shot down or give it up with these passive aggressive come-ons, you rap guy girlfriend wannabe cunt.
9OdXx8KgnOU? What the fuck does that mean Hugo? Please write in at least semi-coherent sentences. Blind links have no meaning. Some file somewhere I did not see. So what? Do you have anything to say yourself?
Nice Goin’ Fat, You make this such a nice place. Get over it. You’re black and angry OK. So fuckin what. I bet you randomly punch white people on the street in vain attempts to somehow make yourself feel better. You’re still a violent and sick asshole, it is not funny or endearing in the least.
@Snoop, I don’t know about the OP; but I’ve attempted to rationally converse with people; and they just blow it off; most people have too many personal problems to deal with, or at least, think they do, to see the larger picture of what is going on.
At least on a forum like this there is a potential for being published in the paper, and engaging more eyes/emotions in the movement for a proper future.
Not all of us are cut out to be Dalhousie Engineering students; as our brains work in pictures, not numbers; thus there is a massive creative portion of the population completly out of the loop of ‘normal society’ simply because their brains fire differently.
This is a huge waste of potential; as these people are literally; pure imagination, running about on Earth; due to that, you’d be hard pressed to see one sitting in a classroom any longer than was required by law…
Also @Snoop
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Troll
“With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility.”
And @Snoop
It’s a fact, a buncha dudes who were the major players in our cities development way back when, Trolled the shit out of everyone previously locked into power.
Just go look around the city at our status and those posters about the history of Agricola Street, or was it Creighton?
snoop, you were right and I was wrong. Just a troll/sockpuppet, who can’t work a link.
Does anyone else think that you have to be a Dal Engineering student in order to be well informed and rational about current issues?
“Not all of us are cut out to be Dalhousie Engineering students; as our brains work in pictures, not numbers; thus there is a massive creative portion of the population completly out of the loop of ‘normal society’ simply because their brains fire differently.” Laerrus, you crazy.
Also, “Nice Goin’ Fat, You make this such a nice place. Get over it. You’re black and angry OK. ” LOL
Lol Donk, maybe the reason why people blow off Laerrus’ “rational conversations” is because of the distinct air of crazy about him/her.
I’m thinking (yes,again) that ‘kerplunk’ has spawned a few more aliases 😉
Some of us had aliases WAY before kerflunk or kerplunk or whatever that bastard’s name was.
… *shiftyeyes* Not saying… I’ve ever… had one….
oh shit.
Oh noses, does that mean PK is really someone else, minus the P?
AHAHAHA no.
I’ve had aliases, but I owned up to the fact that it was an alias in the actual screen name. The other I haven’t used in ages — I wrote a bitch and wanted to comment as the OP but didn’t want to out myself. I didn’t do it to start shit on the board like SOME people we know.