Hey neighbour! Why don’t you smoke that skunky skunk in your house? What’s that? Your wife doesn’t want you stinking up your house? Clearly, it comes as no surprise that my wife doesn’t want you stinking my house? Anyway, I have a solution: Go ahead and smoke your pot in your yard—but have the decency to do it on the other side of your house where there are no neighbours.—Wafted wife wants me to throat-punch you
This article appears in Jul 11-17, 2019.
Personally, I’d rather smell skunk than have noisy, stupid drunks live next door. It’s legal now, OP, so there’s sweet fuck all you can do about it. Same goes for ciggies. Maybe you and the wife need to have a puff or two of that skunk & chill.