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Men need to sit the fuck down when they pee. Stop spraying your piss all over every bathroom floor you go in, there’s no need for it and it makes bathrooms smell like the zoo. Maybe women should start standing up too, pissing somewhat in the toilet but also all over the floor and seat?
—PIssed off
This article appears in Mar 19-25, 2009.
26 Comments
Sorry, I don’t know any man that squats when they piss, what a slash to masculinity. Pee nazi.
i often sit down for the first piss of the morning. call me lazy. its nice to sit and piss when im half asleep and who knows, maybe ill get the morning shit in while im at it
And don’t forget to flush and put the lid down. Then wash your hands.
This has been a message from the Department of Toilets and hand washing. Hon. Mustapha Slash, minister of Toilets and hand washing.
Hey Pissed off: I hope you get pissed o….
Not all guys piss all over the place when they take a leak. Some of us actually know how to point our gear at the toilet and not get it everywhere. So maybe women need to start taking Prozac four to six days out of the month and stop the man hating.
Don’t let the stall door hit your fallacious ass on the way out either…
Judging from the mess yesterday at work in the washroom women piss on the floor.
I think someone’s jealous because they can’t piss standing up. LOL.
Last time I was at Venus Envy they had these funnel-type devices for the ladies that uh, enables us to pee standing up. It was the oddest looking contraption…but would probably come in handy when one had to pee in a cup. Peeing in a cup is a pain in the ass.
Perhaps the ratio of piss to floor can be a function of the height of said male. It would appear (from their point of view) they have a smaller target and the stream would also gain more momentum on it’s inverted-parabolic gravitational downfall. With said momentum, it’s also likely that you’ve got an in-and-out scenario as a possibility as well. While not conclusive, I’d start with wagging the finger at the 6’4″ and over crowd.
Just because we have a hose doesn’t mean it’s easier to pee in a cup, PK. Still a pain, mostly because we lack accuracy in the device.
Why don’t you piss off? Saying that every man sprays piss all over the bathroom floor is like me saying every woman with short hair is a lesbian. Maybe the males you share a washroom with are just pigs. There are no shortage of guys like that. As there are no shortage of big mouth bitches such as yourself.
Word Scott….
I’m sure Fever, john, myself, and the other few males here can agree with that.
Hose before flows brotha’
Some toilets aren’t designed very well for men sitting down and peeing. The ones where the front part of the bowl totally slopes down at too sharp of an angle and your male parts will touch that part of the bowl, unless you hover. How frigging comfortable and sanitary is that?
Men, you know what I’m talking about.
I do know what you’re talking about, and yes, it is gross. That’s why it’s easier to learn to aim. I’ve cleaned some female washrooms and I can say they aren’t bastions of cleanliness either.
The summer I was 15 I worked as a janitor on weekends, cleaning the public restrooms at the national historic site across the road from my house. The worst thing I ever found in the men’s washroom was a small puddle of pee in the corner of the handicap stall. The worst thing I ever found in the women’s washroom were two maxi-pads that some bitch had used to wipe her nasty ass with and then stuck to the walls of the stall. Proof that women are just as disgusting and vile as men are.
Why are you in the men’s washroom?
I actually think women’s buisness if 15x more disgusting than men’s.
20x if it’s1x
My b, *is*.
Wait, PK, seriously? That is probably the most bizarre invention I’ve ever heard of…why not just make the opposite for when a guy wants to sit…
I totally agree w/ this one, it’s disgusting and nasty smelling around any toilet used by guys, but good luck convincing any male in this testosterone fueled society to sit when they pee!
It’s not just about how tall they are either, they do this from the time they’re toilet trained! Mommy’s proud of them for just hitting the cheerio, who cares what splashes back out, it’s not like they’re going to have to clean it up…
BSB: Just like it’s completely intolerable to be around any woman on the rag because she’s such a raging bitch. Good luck trying to convince them to calm the fuck down and deal with it like an adult. Not gonna happen. Their Mommy’s let them know right from the get go that it’s ok for her to be a total raging cunt that time of the month (or any time of month for that matter) because it’s not like she’s gonna be held responsible for it.
Hey M, how do you know it was woman’s pee all over the washroom floor? Unless you were sneaking around the women’s washroom. Otherwise, if it’s a unisex bathroom, how the heck do you know it was woman’s pee? Oh wait, you seem to have a keen sense of smell. Did you get down on the floor and give it a sniff? So is there a difference between the smell of woman’s pee? I bet our pee smells alot worse, huh!!
Hope this paragraph gave you some thrills.
Just thought I’d do something nice for you, because judging by your past postings, it’s very obvious how much you get off on the idea of “dirty filthy” women!
Perhaps you should relegate your urinations to your own personal throne, or have your butler pre-screen the pisser beforehand. Don’t ever leave Canada. I don’t want other nations to think we’re all princesses.
So should men sit when they pee, or should women stand up and use piss funnels, a la Tank Girl?
Somebody tell me. I have to take a leak… eventually.
i watched a program one time about this subject. cant remember the name. it said that if a person could see the amount of bacteria and what not left behind after a standing piss, they would sit down everytime.
and that goes for those who are sharp shooters as well, there is still little droplets flying.