To the crazy old man who rides the 20 Downtown every morning.
Why, oh why, in your senile confusion MUST you insist on getting on the bus before everyone else? I mean, you know what, thats not a problem! You have the right to get on the bus before everyone! its all gravy! whats NOT gravy is the fact you don’t sit down, you fucking STAND right at the front of the bus so EVERYONE else who gets on the bus have to push past you to get to the god damn seats near the back! I’m sorry the province took away your drivers license, but please, be courteous! Please either sit the fuck down or let others get on before you so they can get to the back, you make a lousy door. This doesn’t stop at this guy either, if there are seats, sit down people. Please.
Hate Mornings
This article appears in Jan 15-21, 2009.
you are going to be old and crazy one day, too, you know … get over yourself.
I don’t seem to understand where gravy comes into all of this. Is there gravy on the bus? Or more importantly, gravy on the seats? But, seriously folks, take the advice. Sit yer arse down… I know it’s tough because you may have to sit by someone else and that may invade your personal space, but that’s transit for ya!
Knock him down and take his Viagra. Then sit back and admire your boner.