Halifax is seriously considering using a new type of firework. One that won’t make any loud noises. Are you fucking kidding me? That’s the best goddamn part of the fireworks. BOOM. Its sound waves echo off buildings and can be heard for miles. Those are the ones that bring a smile to my face. I guess the noon cannon will be next to be phased out. Fireworks are a couple times a year in the summer and that motherfucker BOOMS every goddamn day even louder than a firework. — I Need That Boom Boom Boom
This article appears in Mar 5-11, 2020.
You sound so dumb
The BOOM is distressing to dogs and other animals. Birds may actually be killed by the sound wave.
How about you just yell BOOOM everytime there’s a flash of colour. Would that work for you?
TO SOME OF US WHO HAVE LOST FAMILY IN WAR THE BOOM IS A REMINDER OF THEIR ULTIMATE SACRIFICE.
OUR SOLDIERS FIGHT IN AFGHANISTAN TODAY AND FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS TO SECURE ACCESS TO RARE EARTH ELEMENTS FOUND ONLY THERE. THESE REE ARE USED IN YOUR PHONE AND SCREENS.
So is March 16, 2020 the official death date of the LTWWB? It would appear that this is the case. Too bad but it had a good run!