. . . for BOOKs ya fookin’ asshats!
The dump looks like a fookin’ ‘urricane as been at ‘er! As long as you keep leavin’ BOOKS layin’ around in piles all willy-nilly like, I’ll be nippin’ in to rearrange your fookin’ stacks as I see fit.
If ya read ’em, ya might not treat ’em like they were headed for the fookin’ dustbin.
Fooooook!!!! —Fast Eddie Y
This article appears in Sep 2-8, 2010.
Fuck books. Their time is over. Internet, ereaders, kindle thingsys. Get over yourself.
general is that you?
Not me, but it sounds veerrrry familiar. I’m Ivan Sonofabitch and I fookin’ endorse this message.
maybe it’s baz
Aah! Creative rearranging will just make things even more complicated!
I like to drop by and put me own fav writers on display and bury those I think are trash. No one working there seems to bloody well mind or notice. But the work is fookin’ wearin’ me out. Clean up for fook sakes!
The fine for getting caught Eddie is 2 cans of Guinness per employee on duty at the time. Say hello next time you’re in>: )
Tee hee…my fav bitch this week. Fooooook!
And, to Bibliomudgeon, Rawk, Snort, Rooooo and welcome to the Montessorri School of the Damned. We are the sum of all our parts and pretty damn fooked, for a’ that.
Internet books are GREAT during power outtages, aren’t they?
I’d read by candlelight rather than Kindlelight any day of the week.
That’s what I fear the new construction at Chapters is going to be. A re-education facility for all of us old lags who still prefer paper and the printed word. Does Ms Reisman’s plan to breath fresh blood into the book biz involve selling MORE greeting cards, ceramics, stuffed animals and chocolates?
Reading books on the internet proves how fuckin stupid North Americans are, “hey why read the actual fuckin book when we an do it on the interweb?”
It’s kinda like bottled water and ring tones (Remember when your phone rang for free?).
“Remember when your phone rang for free?” Hahahahahahahaaha! =D
That should be on a t-shirt.
It isn’t me.
i know that now sir baz…i didn’t connect the dots, it’s our very own mr yeats^^
luv this bitch cuz its foookin hiarious!!!…cheerio!
Eddie Yeats ?
he was a binman on corrie st. donkey dearest
Can I just say how much I *mouse ears* the word asshat