Shave it, don’t save it

THE HIRSUTE FEMALE

How do you identify a plane from the Polish national airlines as it flies by overhead?

You identify it because of the hair under its wings.

Just another Polish joke you say, but not so fast. What this bitch is REALLY all about is the feminization of the North American male. In the continuing onslaught of mainstream feminism – to be distinguished from the grizzled bull-dykes who don’t shave their back, chest, or crack hair either – the hirsute male as the last bastion of masculine integrity has now become the target of the politically-correct “bien pensants” like the poster. While disguising their androphobic scorn in the form of their usual sneering “jokes” about “back, crack and sack hair,” the New Bluestockings seek to emasculate the male to the point where he is re-cast into their dominating vision: an emotionally castrated, whipped puppy. Unbelievably, even some of the male commenters have made fun of their own body hair. Perhaps unknowingly, they embody that feminist vision of the male as pussy-whipped puppy.

To hell with them, I say! Let’s have the natural hirsute female! When’s the next flight to Poland?

A pleasure as always.

Cheerio!

THE HIRSUTE FEMALE (III): THE DENIAL OF THE CUNT

The “Shavers” will soon be in a position to achieve their ultimate goal, the complete emasculation of the North American male. This will occur when, in addition to his pubic hair, the Shavers will have convinced him to also shave his armpit hair or, as the Shavers call it, his “underarm hair.” Some might think that armpit hair is of no particular importance but this is to radically misread the situation for such armpit hair has enormous physiological significance in the mating ritual.

The Hirsute Female, the one who has kept her armpit swatch intact, knows that it traps her armpit sweat for a greater period of time than that of the Shaver whose sweat evaporates much more quickly. But female sweat, of course, contains pheromones, those air-borne chemicals which advertizes her sexual availability to the male. By shaving her pits the Shaver, unlike the Hirsute Female, wants to minimize advertizing her availability to the male and, if she can convince the male to shave his pits as well since male pheromones work the same way on the female, the chances of a sexual encounter are reduced proportionately. One must always remember that, consciously or not, all Shavers are androphobes.

But it is the appearance of the armpit swatch which is decisive for it resembles – wait for it – the cunt. This is why the Shaver, unlike the Hirsute Female, is compelled to shave. She is in denial about her cunt, she wants to get rid of it even if only symbollically, so that she will have only minimal sexual congress with the male. Always remember, the Shaver is an androphobe.

When’s the next plane to Poland?

A pleasure as always.

Cheerio!