To the young scooter driver leaving the mall yesterday: Where did you learn to drive that bike? You’re going to get yourself injured or killed—passing the cars waiting at the light, by driving up the yellow line, almost getting squeezed into the median as you turned because you were where you shouldn’t be, and then passing cars along the curb side is dangerous. There are only two lanes!
—More patient driver
This article appears in Sep 20-26, 2018.
I see this trend is starting there, is it? 😉
“There are only two lanes” screams the motorist who was annoyed by the fact s/he couldn’t attempt the same feat.
>Sees scooter driving between lanes.
>Scooter gets near my car.
>Opens door.
My face when the asshole face plants into the pavement.jpeg