hey bitch, ya, you, the one thats only caused my life problems since the day I extended friendly conversation to you. Stop thinking it’s OK to use facebook as a way of vomitting your life in the faces of others. Stop the 2348 pictures of you two, stop the abstract poetry and then tell your audience its a joke about me in the comments, stop referring to me as a seacow in your so effing boring “notes”, stop messaging all our mutual “friends” and tagging them in this shit. Nobody wants to know you have “synchronized naps” your long distance bf. I deleted you months ago, go on FB once every few days and you’re STILL a pain in my ass. Sea cows are extinct and you live 10 ft from mcdonalds. Wait, you always get the salad right?
—Go Away
This article appears in May 14-20, 2009.
“Sea cows” =Manatee, very much alive and living.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manatee
Holy fuck, did you ever think how insulting this is to all those hard-eatin’, hard-slobbering manatees out there? They avoid Facebook for a reason, ya know.
mmm, I could go for some sea steaks right about now.
If you deleted her, how is she a pain in your ass?
doesn’t that block any crap she may have to publicize?
ug, I’m done thinking for you…. you need to get outside and move on….
I don’t understand why she would be calling you a sea cow?….Maybe you have been eating a little too much Mcdonalds.
Oh the huge manatee!
Seriously, go find happiness with a new love and forget about what your ex is up to.
no no, sea cows, as in steller sea cows, are very much extinct.
Why do you even bother with crap like Facebook & then complain about people stalking you & being assholes? Isn’t that what Facebook is all about?
Why not block the bitch?
I really wouldn’t waste my time worrying about what this whore says about me if I were you. I know it’s hard when it’s in your face (I mean really, it’s pretty much reflex to get upset, at least initially when you see something bad written or said about you), so just block her and move the fuck ON with your life.
You’ll feel a lot better for it in the end. I have a few people blocked myself (it’s a great help when you’re trying to get over an ex :P).
yeah, OP. stop bitching about stupid stuff and go buy yourself an 8-pack and enjoy the weather.
PDG!
out of no-where… I had to read that about 10 times before I got it!
heh heh…. a clever one, you are.
change your facebook settings to “friends only” not friends of friends. mutual friends will auto send this to you too. have fun
It worries me that you could recall offhand (im guessing) all these irritating little quirks about the beast of a woman. Move on, facebook won’t miss you.
OP, if you really want to get one up on this person, get the fuck over them. Nothing’s more annoying than an ex who’s over you before you are over them, and by the amount of lame shit this person writes about you on facebook implies that they are not over you yet either.
And by over I don’t just mean “still in love” I extend that phrase to mean “still pissed off”. Either way they are still spending time thinking about you.
OP Try, writing this to her, on facbook. and stop wasting our time.