…that Cool Nick guy, from the anti-smoking P.S.A.? He really was kind of cool. Way cooler than the Glee Club bullies who were tobacco shaming him, at any rate. Y’know what else makes you “Smell-O”?
Convoluted rhyme schemes, that’s what.
—Randi Ponts
This article appears in Jun 28 – Jul 4, 2018.


Roses are red,
Violets are pink,
I don’t smoke,
but I still stink
🙂