Way to not warn us that your earth-loving, granola group would be biking down SGR on Saturday with fat asses, floppy tits, hairy backs, and saggy ball sacks hanging out for all to see. Ivory doesn’t make enough soap for the innocent people to wash their eyes with after witnessing that unsightly mess. Great, you want to save the earth, but please, do it with some clothing on. Next you’ll want to protest and ride the bus naked. Gag. I feel sorry for the seats on those bikes. —Clothing is Not Optional

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  1. clap clap commander…a few folks i spoke to, brought up the smelly seat. i’m lookin at you ma^^

  2. Suffice to say Painey, there is not now, nor shall there ever be, World Nude Bookseller Day.

  3. I can tell from your description, OP, that you didn’t witness the event first hand.

    But even so, why rag on folks for showing some skin?

    Or do you come from a religio-fascist culture that forces people to wear certain articles of clothing (like pants and shirts) in order to conform to some arbitrary notion of what’s acceptable?

  4. i was thinking the op was very descriptive, perhaps you could have turned your head. the neck does swivel

  5. sorry, i wanted to add…i’m not on facefart, twicker etc. and even i knew it was going on

  6. Umm there was plenty of warning considering a) it’s an annual event and b) there were posters everywhere around town.

  7. I’m not totally against the naked ride. But why would I get arrested for walking down SGR naked and not them??????

  8. it’s not really the same thing but i have asked that question. it’s a world wide event and it only lasts a few hours. it didn’t disrupt traffic or cause any riots…it’s not hurting anyone

  9. If anything I think more people should embrace what they have; especially for a good cause. When you have the ability to see other people naked you see that everyone has “imperfections” and differences. its one of the best ways to come to terms with body issues.

    Let those titties fly.

  10. FEWRK- I’m sure I will, there is nothing better to do on a rainey day..as for the avatar..not quite sure how to do that just yet. Just signed up today. lol

  11. don’t be pushy pretty kitty, it took me almost a year and all i could come up with was mr. spock^^

  12. Hippies have been doing things like this since the 60s. Get used to it. It’s the human freaking body and people need to start being less uptight. Sure, I would not enjoy seeing some guy’s dick wagging in the wind but I also get sick looking at those fat heffers downtown in their tube tops. I just accept when I walk outside in Halifax I will be grossed out by someone and get over it.

  13. This is right up my alley. I’ve always thought I shoulda bin a bicycle seat. Dolores could sit on my face for hours and ya never heard me complain!

  14. OP, are you sure they used seats? Maybe they just mounted the pole the seat connects to. Did the chicks have smiles on their faces?

  15. You haven’t seen signs telling you to wear shoes and shirts in a store? You need to get out more lol.

  16. there was plenty of warning and this is a yearly event, signs were posted all around town… also making remarks about another persons flaws just makes me think that you sound like a judgemental bitch. What are you going to do when one day you have saggy tits or saggy balls. We all get old so live with it, don’t make fun of people for it. And if you choose to make fun of them then i would really love to see you go tell your grandmother that her body is gross. I bet thats not something you would think was very nice. Maybe next year you will gain some courage and jump on a bike and partake. Doubt it though since you seem to be too much of a prude for any fun.

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