Hey Sandwich Girl:
First, you’re cute as a button.
The last time I came into your Fruitique for a sandwich I was really feeling crappy and alone. Every time I come in you seem to be a bit nicer to me, and your attention does my soul good while I’m in the middle of a shitastic divorce and other foibles.
Today you were a doll, and made me smile.
I look forward to you, A, and your Ninja Sammich Skillz.
You’re good at what you do. Thanks for being sweet. —Roast Beef in the Press
This article appears in Jun 3-9, 2010.


and more divorce/separation… I may just start keeping count.
I think I’d be up to like 7 by now….
I have one too. Frigging epidemic with my friends.
Awww, sammich love. <3
You probably would have a better chance if you were still in a relationship. Women want what they can’t have, but can smell desperation and are put off by it.
Anyway, some of these girls who work at these places can be super friendly and cute, I agree. Like this one babe who works at Starbucks in Edmonton… yummay!