STOP LEAVING YOUR FUCKIN PUBE SHAVINGS ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN TOILET!!! has the bathroom not already suffered enough having to bear witness to your 30 car pile up of a crap you take every day? having to avoid the washroom before and round meal times just so that i can actually some up some form of a appetite is not pleasant and nor it having to warn friends as they innocently wander over to make a deposit……
think bran flakes for breakfast and believe it or not those green salad things are edible do us all a favor.
—the man who has smelt WAY to much…
This article appears in Jan 22-28, 2009.


Whoa, dude, do you live with my ex-girlfriend?
Grow a pair (or ovaries whichever the fuck it is) and say something. You expect your roommate(s) to act like adults yet you don’t have the decency to act like one yourself and say something. Either grow up and speak up or just shut the fuck up. Fucking whiners.