To the crazy guy that wanted to fight me because I said “Hey man, I was just going to back up and park there,” and his answer was “I’m going to kick your ass.” Why? On a nice Saturday, why fight for a parking spot? Why do you want to fight a stranger? Are you sure you can just kick my ass like nothing? I’ll give you that, you have big balls but may be not for the right things. Forca MMA is where I train in case you want to stop by and have a controlled sparring date, we will see if you can kick my ass. —Just Trying to Park

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  1. “I’m going to kick your ass”? That was his response to your telling him that you were about to back in to the spot he just took? That’s not big balls, more like small brain. Why does a little piece of asphalt real estate cause such hostility amongst folks? Oh well, if it was a nice day and you’re good shape OP, the few extra steps didn’t kill you.

  2. Welcome to Halifax 🙂
    You should watch last week’s episode of Canada’s Worst Driver.
    You’ll know why that happened 🙂

  3. Oh boy….the guy trains in MMA! Y’all better watch out or he will put an armbar on you after you lay down and let him get into position.

    I took exactly 3 classes of jiu-jitsu so if any of you happen to lay down near me with a limp arm….you’re fucking finished!!!!

  4. Kind of lame that you said that in your bitch instead of to him, or not at all… Ol’ telephone tough guy.

  5. I just pick a parking spot near the back of the lot. That way I can bang some of the last good oxys, while the wife’s in stealing meat to trade for the cheap generic oxys.

  6. Exactly how big was this guy ?
    Do you really think he was capable of picking up your car & moving it ?

    You should have just driven into the unoccupied space. Then let the cards fall where they lay, anyone who would attack you for legally parking, is going to find themselves in a serious amount of trouble once a court gets finished with them.

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