Dear neighbour on Fuller Terrace: It’s snowing and your dog would like to come in. He has been out there barking for over 30 minutes. I am a block away and I hear him begging to come in out of the cold and wet. You do this every day. Every day you ignore your poor dog. I have had enough. Be responsible or I will call the SPCA.
—The Guy Who Is Not Joking
This article appears in Jan 9-15, 2020.
This seems like a time sensitive situation, so I have no idea why you’re posting it here
You’ve got 2 choices. Make the right one.